AKA: Six Useless Facts You Don't Want To Know About Me
Fact#1: I am a Donald Trump fan. When it comes to Donald, I am like a Real Estate junkie trying to get her fix on (LOL). When people e-mail and make negative comments about my loving to read DT and other Trump University endorsed works, it flips my b*tch switch. My reading habits are my reading habits. I like to share them. Matter of fact, check this out:
I love DT's work so much, I made my own electronic post card to send to my friends today (LOL). How fan club is that? Very!
Fact #2: I love Melodious, Kathy, Paddy, Amanda, Lizette, Elizabeth, Richard and Susan (and a host of other CC members) just like they were born into my own family. When people mess with my virtual family, or any one of my CC bay-bays, it flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with my bay-bays and play nice in the electronic sandbox, people.
Fact #3: I am wild about Hagen Daz and foodie paradise spots. You can get a lot out of me if you promise to feed me really good food. Telling me you are a good cook and feeding me crap flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with the gourmet belly, people. You'd do better to invite me over for peanut butter and jelly than lie about your cooking skills (LOL). BTW, I happen to adore PB&J. It's little minion food! You make it, we will come over to play and eat with you! Seriously!
Fact #4: I am a video game junkie and love playing on-line with my friends. If you cheat with codes to get ahead without sharing those same codes with everyone on the quest or in the competition, that flips my b*tch switch. I will not play with you anymore and I will tell everyone what a bad puppy you are. I may even blog about you... (LOL)
Fact #5: I am obsessed about learning everything I can regarding Autism and PDD-NOS. My kids are cute, but learning disabled. They are the best thing that has ever happened to me and a unique gift from God. I blog about my little minions when ever I feel like sharing our lives. When people call me unprofessional because I take my kids with me to work, write about them, film them, blog, tweet, play with them at an open house, etc that flips my b*tch switch. Un-follow me you dumb sh%t. Find a new blog to read. Don't attack me for loving my family and being proud of my kids. I will take them with me anytime I want. My kids come first. (BTW, they have a larger social media following than I do - LOL. My kids have gotten me more referrals than my market reports. They think they are Realtors. I'm grooming them for the family business. So there!)
Fact #6: I am not tagging anyone else with this 6 Useless Facts MeMe. Translated: I break rules when it suits me. BTW, so do you. When a person is being hypocritical about situations like they are perfect and have never done anything wrong, or broken a rule, that lie by omission and annoying trivial habit they have flips my b*tch switch. No one alive today is perfect. I know I'm not. I'm waiting for Messiah to come kick some evil butts. (It's a Judeo-Christian thing: IMHO only the Messiah is perfect... )
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