This is not a joke, this is what most groceries on Maui sell turkeys for nowadays. Yes, it is cheaper to buy a whole turkey than a hamburger.
If turkeys cost more in your area, all you got to do is fly to Maui:-) They say that airplane tickets between West Coast and Maui are currently around $400/person/roundtrip.
And if you want to buy a house, once you are here, give me a call!
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