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And A Call From A Ticked Attorney... Realtor's Twelve Days Of Christmas

By
Real Estate Agent with Cherimie Crane & Associates

My sense of humor has always been my saving grace even when I was the only one laughing. I hope you enjoy my view of the Twelve Days Of Christmas.....

Five Golden Rings

On the first day of Christmas my sellers gave to me....A call from a ticked attorney

On the second day of Christmas my sellers gave to me...two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney.

On the third day of Christmas my sellers gave to me..three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney.

On the fourth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me...four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney.

On the fifth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me..Five attempts for a closing!

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney

On the sixth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me...six "Why no showings?"

Five attempts at a closing

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney

On the seventh day of Christmas my sellers gave to me...seven calls a worrying

Six "Why no showings?"

Five attempts at a closing

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney

On the eighth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me..eight things to be repairing

Seven calls a worrying

Six "Why no showings?"

Five attempts at a closing

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three French Words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney

On the ninth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me..nine reasons for drinking

Eight things to be repairing

Seven calls a worrying

Six "Why no showings"

Five attempts at a closing

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney

On the tenth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me...ten releases of agreement

Nine reasons for drinking

Eight things to be repairing

Seven calls a worrying

Six "Why no showings?"

Five attempts at a closing.

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my sellers gave to me..eleven neighbors griping.

Ten Releases of Agreement

Nine reasons for drinking

Eight things to be repairing

Seven calls a worrying

Six "Why no showings?"

Five attempts at a closing.

Four "Today I can't Show"

Three french words

Two "Where are you?"

and a call from a ticked attorney.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my sellers gave to me...Material For Blogging!!!!

During this holiday season, keep you sense of humor and you just may keep your mind:)

By Cherimie Crane, Beaufort SC Real Estate

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Dean Akey
Saint Charles, IL

Funny post..... Is there any other kind of attorney though?

Dec 04, 2008 02:12 AM
Eric McGowan
Moody, AL

Cherimie too funny and a great poke at our industry.

Dec 04, 2008 02:13 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Funny song and so true in this industry. Thanks for the giggle today!!

Dec 04, 2008 02:28 AM
Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate

Hey, Cherimie, That is awesome. Thanks for sharing the hunmor, Jim

Dec 04, 2008 02:44 AM
Cristal Drake
Prudential California Realty - Fullerton, CA
Realtor - Fullerton Real Estate

I love your sense of humor Cherimie!  That was a good song!

Dec 04, 2008 02:51 AM
Richard Shuman
The Only B.S. I Have is from the University of Massachusetts - Lake Mary, FL
Real Estate Broker - Orlando Area - Love Referrals

Hilarious!

I found myself singing the whole song.

 

Dec 04, 2008 03:02 AM
Chris & Maria Skrip
RE/MAX 1st Advantage - Beaufort, SC
Beaufort, Bluffton, Hilton Head, Sun City SC

You never cease to make me laugh.

Dec 04, 2008 07:53 AM
Kristin Moran
Owner - RE/MAX Access - KristinMoran@Remax.net - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio,TX - Real Estate - 210-313-7397

Hilarious CC!  Loved it!  I loved 9 reasons for drinking.  KM

Dec 04, 2008 09:25 AM
Gail Szeluga & JoAnna Siminerio
Coldwell Banker Realty - Manalapan/Marlboro - Manalapan, NJ
Fostering Community Spirit Through Real Estate

Love it!!

I REALLY appreciate your sense of humor!!

 

Dec 04, 2008 11:25 AM
Marie Westerman
Blanchard and Calhoun Real Estate/ Wilson Parker Homes - Evans, GA
New Homes Sales Specialist Evans GA REALTOR

I can not thank you enough!! cant wait to get through all 25 days.

Dec 04, 2008 02:26 PM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

9 reasons for drinking!  My favorite... .(I'll drink to that!)

Have a wonderful weekend Cherimie!

Rob

Dec 05, 2008 04:41 AM
Debra Kukulski, Broker Associate
RE/MAX Suburban - Cary, IL
SRES;SFR,CDPE;GRI;ABR;e-PRO Realtor, Northern IL

Cherimie...I LOVE it!!!  Keep up the song writing! 

Adding...."11 requests for open houses...."    ;-)

Dec 06, 2008 03:21 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Cherimie - Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of applause for you and your blog! VERY well done!

Dec 06, 2008 05:21 AM
Linda Jandura
Raleigh Cary Realty - Apex, NC
Realtor, North Carolina Buyer & Seller Specialist

As long as no one sings this, it was great!

Dec 06, 2008 06:39 AM
Valerie Osterhoudt
Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT
ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Cherimie... With all the realtors, buyers/sellers, mortgage consultants, home inspectors, and all other related fields to this business, you should put this to music and sell it.. you might just make a small mint.

valerie osterhoudt

Dec 06, 2008 12:49 PM
Mary Strang
Viroqua, WI

Usually in my experience, the call from a ticked attorney is on the 11th day before Christmas... LOL you are very creative.

Dec 07, 2008 01:45 AM
Cherimie Crane
Cherimie Crane & Associates - Beaufort, SC

Thank you all for commenting....sometimes the voices in my head sing:)

Dec 15, 2008 04:54 AM