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An Explanation of Life (Today's Funny)

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Real Estate Agent with Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. PA License #AB068077

 

On the very first day, God created the cow.  He said to the cow,  "Today I have created you!  As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long.  You will work all day under the sun!  I will give you a life span of 50 years."

 

The cow objected,  "What?  This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years?  Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you."  So God agreed.

 

On the second day, God created the dog.  God said to the dog,  "What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house.  Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them!  I'll give a life span of 20 years."

 

The dog objected,  "What? All day long to sit by the door?  No way!  I give you back my other 10 years of life!"  So God agreed.

 

On the third day, God created the monkey.  He said to the monkey,  "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks.  I'll give you 20 years life span."

 

The monkey objected.  "What? Make them laugh?  Do monkey faces and tricks?  Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back."  So God agreed.

 

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him,  "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play.  You will enjoy very much in your life.  All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing.  This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."

 

The man objected.  "What?  Such a good life!  Eat, play, sleep, do nothing?  Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years?  No way, man!.... Why don't we make a deal?  Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you!  That makes my life span 70 years, right?"  So God agreed.

 

AND THAT'S WHY....

In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much.  For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family.  For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks.  And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!

 

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Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR®  (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania.  She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.  

Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR

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Lori Isaacson
Credit Restoration Consultants - Plantation, FL

That is very cute. I was wondering how it was determined how we spent our years. hahahaha

Dec 15, 2008 05:14 AM
Amanda Brewer
Goff Realty, Inc - Beebe, AR

I love that! I have never looked at it that way. Funny

Dec 15, 2008 05:40 AM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

That is funny!  Thanks for sharing it.

 

Dec 15, 2008 05:46 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Lori:

Now we all know!  LOL

Brigita

Dec 15, 2008 05:59 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Amanda:

I believe this explains everything!  Don't you?  LOL

Brigita

Dec 15, 2008 06:00 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Tony & Darcy:

It's my pleasure!

Brigita

Dec 15, 2008 06:01 AM
Tera Tyner
Lubbock Homes - Lubbock, TX

This is too cute...! I like that because it sounds just like my mom and Grandma!

Dec 15, 2008 06:09 AM
Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate

Now this one is worth passing on!  So many things are clear now! 

I laughed out loud!  Thanks :)

Dec 15, 2008 12:33 PM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

Seen it before but still funny again.  Now I understand my grandpa better!

Dec 15, 2008 10:14 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Tera:

I have to agree with you on that!

Brigita

Dec 15, 2008 10:41 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Jim & Maria:

It sure explains everything!  LOL

Nice to see others laughing instead of barking.  LOL

Brigita

Dec 15, 2008 10:44 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Erby:

It certainly explains a lot!  LOL

Brigita

Dec 15, 2008 10:46 PM
Edna Ledoux Jamieson
Lakeshore Rentals & Sales - Smith Mountain Lake, VA

So true, it's scary :) Happy & Healthy Holidays to you and yours.

Dec 16, 2008 07:53 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Edna:

The same to you and yours!

Brigita

Dec 16, 2008 08:09 AM