Happy Festivus to one and all!
Every year, when the leaves have fallen from the trees and the night air turns crisp, people from all over the world go into their attics and break out their decorations in anticipation of the most glorious of all holidays…
Well, actually, there are no Festivus decorations. But there is the Festivus pole that adorns every celebrants home! Here we see a factory worker preparing Festivus poles for shipping worldwide!
After the traditional Festivus meal of Meatloaf is served, and the dessert of a Pepperidge Farm cake decorated with M&M’s is finished, the festivities begin.
Feats of Strength
This tradition is when the head of the household challenges one of the guests to a wrestling match. The Feats of Strength can not end until the head of the house is pinned.
The Airing of Grievances
What better way to celebrate the holiday season than to lash out at your family, friends and co-workers? This is the perfect time to let it all out! Tell your mom you’re sick of the nagging. Tell your kids you’re tired of their underachieving ways! Tell the dog you’re bringing him to the pound if he poops on the rug one more time! This is your time to vent!
And now my dear readers, in the true tradition of Festivus, I ask you one and all to take part in celebrating this special day.
2008 was a tough year for us all. It’s time to……
AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES!
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