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Short Love Story Humor

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Dunhill Group

A joke I thought I should pass on...

Short Love Story



A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....


He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM,
The man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


 'I have a better idea,' she replied


 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f------ blanket.'
 After a moment of silence, he farted.

Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Wow Ted I thought after accepting the invitation to play a married couple ..she was going to make him sleep on the couch in the living room. Ignoring his needs for warmth was kind.

Jan 06, 2009 07:27 AM
Richard Shuman
The Only B.S. I Have is from the University of Massachusetts - Lake Mary, FL
Real Estate Broker - Orlando Area - Love Referrals


Thanks for the end of the day laugh. I really needed it today.

Jan 06, 2009 07:38 AM
Tim Bradley
Contour Investment Properties - Jackson Hole, WY
Commercial Real Estate Expert in Jackson Hole, WY

You might consider making that post Members Only...funny, but is this the image you want to send the public?

Jan 06, 2009 10:31 AM
Stephen D White, E-Pro, ABR Cape Cod Real Estate
SDW Realty of Cape Cod - Falmouth, MA

very short love story & very funny! you must be married Ted?

Jan 08, 2009 05:44 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...well sounds a lot like a few couples I know...thanks for the chuckle!

Jan 08, 2009 06:23 AM