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By
Real Estate Agent with Jameson Sotheby's International Realty

This is the continuation of my series
intended to bring humour
to the active rain community. 

Jokes that are, above all, clean
(just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember,
(recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging...
just a tiny bit... and memory is the second thing to go...
I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny...
so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny... 

So, without further ado...
here we go:

 

A POLAR BEAR, A GIRAFFE

AND A PENGUIN WALK INTO A BAR.

THE BARTENDER SAYS:


"WHAT IS THIS... SOME KIND OF JOKE?"

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Posted by

 ALAN MAY, Realtor®   
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty, 2934 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
Office: 847.869.7300      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate
Licensed in Illinois

   

Comments (10)

Kristin Moran
Owner - RE/MAX Access - KristinMoran@Remax.net - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio,TX - Real Estate - 210-313-7397

Hi Alan - that was funny.  It made me smile...then I laughed out loud @ the group "Blogs that Reall Suck".  I hadn't seen that one yet, I am going to check it out.  KM

Jan 13, 2009 05:48 AM
Stephanie Logan
Dune Lake Properties - Moses Lake, WA

Cute but not hysterically funny. Thanks for the smile. -S

Jan 13, 2009 09:30 AM
Shawn Davis
Home Crossings, P.C. - Davison, MI
Homes For Sale, Genesee County, Michigan

:) Cute!  Did you say they need to be funny!

Hope you are having a great week, Alan!

Shawn

Jan 13, 2009 10:09 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Kristin, I'm glad it made you smile.

Stephanie, they're not intended to be hysterically funny... just plain funny.

Shawn... why, yes..."funny" is a requirement.

Jan 13, 2009 12:03 PM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

Very funny and very clean.  I like the link at the bottom.

Jan 13, 2009 02:03 PM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Yes, John... the rimshot is the best part.

Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

I think you have the right idea about active rain, we are getting older and have lost our collective senses of humor or was it just that joke....Keep them coming!

Ted

Jan 14, 2009 02:39 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Ted, I don't think we've lost our collective sense of humour.... If we didn't have a great sense of humour, we couldn't be Realtors.

Jan 14, 2009 04:29 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Clean Animal Jokes..when one or more walks into a bar?.. Only know the classic.. a Horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why such a long face?

Jan 14, 2009 04:34 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Only the one?  But there are so many!

A pony walked into a bar and said "Hey, (cough) gimme a beer (cough, cough)... the bartender says "Hey, what's with your voice?"  the pony answers "I'm a little hoarse".

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "that'll be $10"... "we don't see many Kangaroos in here".. .and the kangaroo replies, "I'm not surprised, at these prices!".

A baby seal walks into a bar.  The bartender asks, "what can I get you"... the seal answers "Anything but Canadian Club".

A grasshopper hops into a bar.  The bartender says, "you're kind of a celebrity here... we've got a drink named after you"  the grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

 

I've got a million of 'em... I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.  rimshot

Jan 14, 2009 04:43 AM