An honest lawyer

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 city View
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."

Comments (8)

Adam Tarr
MavRealty - Phoenix, AZ
PC -GRI, ABR, CDPE, RSPS, ePro - Designated Broker

HEH!  Thanks for the chuckle!

SK

May 01, 2007 05:37 AM
Jacob Morales - Arizona Mortgage Planner
US Bank - Scottsdale, AZ
Haha that was good stuff. Thanks for the laugh! :)
May 01, 2007 05:52 AM
Theresa Halderson
ASAP mortgage - Madison, WI
Mortgage Consultant
LOL 
May 01, 2007 06:58 AM
Matthew J Blum - (retired from the business)
Palm Beach Gardens, FL
funny...:-)
May 01, 2007 07:38 AM
Monika McGillicuddy
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Verani Realty - Hampstead, NH
Southern NH & the Seacoast Area
OMG that was funny!  Thanks for posting it!
May 01, 2007 10:04 AM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider
Thanks for the laugh...  good way to end the day.
May 01, 2007 03:28 PM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County
Your title caught my eye! I did not believe there were any honest lawyers left alive. I understood that once a lawyer graduates, if he or she is honest, they force them to become Realtors!
May 06, 2007 09:29 AM
Brian Schulman
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage, Lancaster PA - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster County PA RealEstate Expert 717-951-5552
Good one, Ghandi -
May 07, 2007 12:58 AM