Joke this is funny!!

By
Real Estate Agent with Better Homes Realty

Subject: House for sale in New York


House
, located near the intersection of Ave T and Van Sicklen is
Brooklyn's smallest house.

Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one bedroom, one bathroom
home that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet wide and 113.67 feet long.
It's interior area is just under 300 square feet.

Here's the living room, looking towards the front of the house...

Here's the living room again, looking towards the back .

Here's the kitchen. Note that despite t
he small space,they've managed to fit a washer and dryer into the place.

Here's the bedroom. It comes with a Murphy bed, which is a necessity in
such a space. This is what itlooks like with the Murphy Bed down

And here the bedroom with the Murphy Bed retracted:

You also get some patio space out back.Here it is, looking towards the
front of the house:

And here's the patio looking towards the back:

Here are the home's 'Listed Features':
* Completely redone
top-to-bottom, front-to-back!
* Tumbled stone entrance walk
* Renovated Bath
* Renovated Kitchen with new stove, new cabinets and new stacked
washer/dryer
* Bedroom with Murphy Bed + 'Built-ins' ... (doubles as a den)!
* Walkout to fenced patio
* 100 Amp service
* 2 Satellite Dishes and Receiver
* Window Air Conditioner Available

THE PRICE ? ? ?

You get all this for...
.
.
.

.

ONLY $479,900.00!

Only in New York !

Comments (2)

Robin Lundholm
Cape May, NJ

Hi Lisa...I find the humor in that.  I live in Cape May, New Jersey but I am not from here.  It took me a while to figure out this market so I say "Only in Cape May" alot.  I guess when you have an ocean near your house you can charge what you want or in your world, when you have one of the best cities at your fingertips you can charge what you want.  Maybe it is an East Coast thing.

Robin

 

Jan 22, 2009 07:27 AM
dgedtrger qwertertr
The People's Home Mortgage - Barkhamsted, CT

I wonder how that  value was determined ? ;)

 

That house shouldn't appraise for over $95,000...that's just unbelieveble.  Now I've seen it all.

 

Chris Hallmark

newark nj homes for sale

Feb 03, 2009 02:30 AM