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My New Golf Book

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Long & Foster Realtors

After Many years of research and practical application, I have finally completed my new

Golf Book - available in Pocket Version for easy reference and only $9.95 Euro

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie in a bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round.
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot Become Classified as Sod or a Beaver Pelt
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th..
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give her a $3 Tip , but will  balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order.

PS: My next book will be on Tennis and the cost would be $7.95.

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Michael Manns
B4 U CLOSE Home Inspections - Dyersburg, TN
Dyersburg Dyer Co. Inspector

Steve

I need that book now that would be funny. I like chapter 1 line up for putt #4.

Feb 02, 2009 03:08 PM
Michael Manns
B4 U CLOSE Home Inspections - Dyersburg, TN
Dyersburg Dyer Co. Inspector

Where do I pay my money I want one, I think you should take this to a publisher.

Feb 04, 2009 01:46 AM
Steve Turner
Long & Foster Realtors - Roanoke, VA
Long Foster Roanoke,VA

 

Where do I pay my money I want one, I think you should take this to a publisher.

 

02/04/2009 09:46 AM by Michael Manns Dyersburg Dyer Co. (B4 U CLOSE)

All I have is the Chapter Titles - I'm still working on the content, I can't seem to finish, 'cause I keep adding chapters - Isn't golf an Adventure !

Feb 04, 2009 03:02 AM
David Width Jr.
Little Egg Harbor, NJ

Some very comical chapters. Where and when can I purchase it. (haha)

Feb 10, 2009 06:22 AM
Bruce & Mary Smith
Savannah Lakes Homes - McCormick, SC
REALTORS, Savannah Lakes Village McCormick SC

Cute!  I need the instructions on how to regrip my ball retriever!  Hope the golfing is good in Roanoke.  We're headed to Lynchburg later in the spring for Bruce to play in the Member-Guest at Boonesboro! 

Mary

Mar 19, 2009 01:54 AM
Mike Eddy
Coldwell Banker Island Properties - Wailea, HI
Maui Real Estate Broker

Steve

Many of your chapters made me laugh out loud. I don't think you are charging enough! Learning how to classify a divot is worth the price of admission alone. Haaaa!

Mike

Apr 11, 2009 10:27 AM
Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management

Don't know why the cost of beer does not matter while playing, but it is a good thing to think about.

Apr 15, 2009 04:03 PM