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Joke - Mid Life Crisis

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This one gave me a really good laugh today! We all need to laugh now and then, so I will share this with you.

Mid Life Crisis:

 


After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

     


Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000..00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things. 

 


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

 
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

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Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

Don't mess with an older woman for sure!!! Too funny April.

Jan 28, 2009 07:53 AM
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Gary - Maturity, life's best teacher. ;)

Jan 28, 2009 07:56 AM
Kevin Bungert
ReMax Professional Group - East Northport, NY

April- Very Funny!  Be careful though, lots of guys would take that deal!  All the best!  -Kevin

Jan 28, 2009 07:56 AM
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

April:  There are certain times in a man's life when certain things are best left unsaid.  Thanks for sharing and making me smile... and for making some of the guys cringe.  Take care...

Jan 28, 2009 08:06 AM
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Kevin - Do you really think so? 

Jan 28, 2009 08:06 AM
Kevin Bungert
ReMax Professional Group - East Northport, NY

April- You said "HOT, 25 year old" right?  Yeah I know, how shallow!  That's okay, I can live with it!  All the best!  -Kevin

Jan 28, 2009 08:18 AM
Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

That was good :)

Jan 28, 2009 08:20 AM
Joshua & Kathy Schmidt
ERA Henley Real Estate - Cabot, AR

April, too funny!  That would definitely be the case!  Ha!

Jan 28, 2009 08:26 AM
Shawn Davis
Home Crossings, P.C. - Davison, MI
Homes For Sale, Genesee County, Michigan

lolol...Definitely so!  Too Funny, Thanks for the laugh April.  Shawn Davis

Jan 28, 2009 09:43 AM
Dora Baycroft
Royal LePage Prince George - Prince George, BC

Haha, thanks for sharing that. So typical.

Jan 28, 2009 10:38 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

I've heard this one before, but it's well worth repeating.

Jan 28, 2009 11:11 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Yes, us experienced girls are so much wiser. Too bad we didn't know then what we know now!!

Jan 28, 2009 01:41 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi April:

That was funny...

ToulaRosebrock.com - DianeTurton.net

Jan 28, 2009 11:23 PM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

Very true.  I think women have an excellent way of explaining things to me so we understand what we are about to lose!

Ted

Jan 29, 2009 01:16 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

That was really funny...sounds like something my monm would say!

Jan 29, 2009 09:14 AM
Zane Coffin
Century-21 Homestar - Geneva, OH
(Geneva Ohio Real Estate Agent)

April, I guess I should print this out and put it in a envelope that says open in 2039 so I don't make that mistake....just in case my woman isn't hot then...peace zane

Jan 30, 2009 01:15 AM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

ROTFL

                           Ouch, mid-life crisis over real quick, thanks for the great laugh.

                                                                                        ~ Life is Good

 

                                                                                                              

Jan 30, 2009 10:37 AM
Peter Tamura
Coldwell Banker Select - Tulsa, OK
BANNOCHIE TEAM

Great!  I will think twice before complaining to my wife!!!

I heard a good one on radio today (Garrison Keiller)

My wife has been by my side through it all, lung cancer, bankruptcy and a heart attack.  I am starting to think she's bad luck...

Mar 15, 2009 02:18 PM
Konnie Mac McCarthy
MacNificent Properties, LLC - Cobb Island, MD
Broker/Owner - VA & MD "Time To Get A Move On!"

I actually know a couple of woman who happily obliged their husbands and put them back in a cheap apartment, for chasing after a younger girl.. :)

Apr 11, 2009 10:10 AM
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Konnie - SOunds like they deserved it!!

Apr 14, 2009 09:21 AM