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Broom Factories: the solution for economic recovery

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Charisma Media Group, LLC 50622

The "Spending Bill" Passed 244-188. It's not the best solution for getting our economy going. 

I have a better solution.

We are a nation of consumers, not producers. We buy goods manufactured in foreign countries from factories who employ low cost labor and beat our brains out on price. This is part of our problem. If you don't make stuff in this country, you don't sell stuff here. If you don't make stuff here, you don't employ Americans. If you don't make stuff and sell it to Americans,  there is no consumption--especially here--and therefore, no money flows into the economy. Follow? I know you do.

If there's no money flowing into the economy--the government will tell you, you need to be "bailed out!"  And our leaders in congress will oblige.

There is nothing in the 2009 SPENDING Bill which stimulates making things in this country.

 All of the spendingis for "makBroomse-work" projects. This has not worked in the past and it won't work now.

Here is a better idea:

Have our government subsidize business owners who will open up 1000's of mandated broom factories across the country. These would be no-tech facilities that employ thousands of unskilled workers--(takes care of unemployment problem, reducing it to below 4 %, my estimate) also, broom imports would not be permitted. And our broom plants would be carbon neutral--all plants would be located in warm climates--no heat required--and they would operate from January until April--no air conditioning required. We, thereby reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

Employees would have paid vacation/family leave from May until December. We don't expect we'd have a lack of willing broom workers.

We'll call our product The Great American Broom

Then, to get even more money flowing into our economy we'll hire unemployed real estate agents to go out and sell The Great American Broom to every household, at the same time, each agent will ask home owners if they or anyone they know is interested in buying or selling real estate--this will help reduce the glut of housing inventory--and no home owner will object to the agent coming to their home, because they are going into homes to sell the Great American Broom, not real estate--a neat cover that demolishes sales resistance. (Also, all agents are on commission, of course) 

Agents will use their commissions (100% contract) to buy goods and services. They will not be permitted to use their income to pay their NAR dues, local board dues, C.E. fees, desk fees, technology fees, MLS fees, franchise fees, transaction fees, e & o insurance. Why? Because these entities do nothing but suck money out of the Realtors pockets and out of the economy. This means that Realtors will not require a bail out.

Next, we form a union--The Union of The Great American Broom Workers. We project 20 million members--makes that 4 million increase in employment Obama projected look pretty puny.

Then, we hire a lobbyist, send him to Washington to pester/convince/bribe Senators and Congressman to approve funding for FREE bus tickets to Washington DC  for our  Union's goodwill junket to the Capitol(using buses will save fuel and decrease greenhouse emissions, Al Gore will have nothing to complain about.)

Each bus rider must take The Great Amreican Broom with them.

Upon arriving in D.C., the first order of business is a march into all of those BIG WHITE BUILDINGS in our nations capital to sweep the place clean

Our first junket would be in 2010! 

Posted by

John March

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Comments(13)

Hugh Krone
Weichert Referral Associates - Hamburg, NJ
Realtor, Sussex County NJ

John, You are killing me here, but it does make as much sense as most of the stimulus bill. You're hillarious. I think I will feature this in Silent Majority

Jan 28, 2009 01:25 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Hi John

I'm all for buying American goods, but it's challenging to find them.

Good luck and success

Lou Ludwig

Jan 28, 2009 01:45 PM
Kevin Robinson
Twin Falls, ID
Fractional Developer

You should run for Congress John. You wont win because you make too much sense though.

Jan 29, 2009 12:16 AM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

I think the government should make Acorn hire about 500,000 people since they are getting government money.

Jan 29, 2009 03:35 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

John - but do we have to actually know how to use the broom?

Jan 29, 2009 06:56 AM
John March
Charisma Media Group, LLC - Bluffton, SC
"Engage, connect, prosper" (Matt 6:33)

lou, I soon I may have the Great American Broom on the market. I'll reserve a copy for you.

Kevin, Thank you, I am more interested in running FROM congress then FOR it.

Brother Mike, wel if ACORN hired 500K people, what on earth would they be doing? Aaah, recruit people to VOTE? hhhhmmmm.

Mike: Congress will pass the Broom Training and Development Act. We will see that we get at least 300 Billion for that. They won't mind  A Broom in hand is worth two in the dust pan.

 

 

Jan 29, 2009 08:51 AM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
Broker Nick Relocation Broker Service

Can somebody please wake me up, I am having a nightmare.

Jan 29, 2009 01:44 PM
Kent Simpson
Realty One Group Mountain Desert - Tucson, AZ
Real Estate Is About People

John, just make sure that the factories are producing earth-friendly brooms made from renewable sources and that they get 100 MPG - then our Secretary of State won't have to use a jet to go to other countries!

Jan 29, 2009 03:00 PM
John March
Charisma Media Group, LLC - Bluffton, SC
"Engage, connect, prosper" (Matt 6:33)

Nick, it is not a NIGHTMARE, it is a CARTOON! just think about Barney Franks, now who does he sound like? Daffy Duck? No sure...Nancy Pelosi...Harry Reid, who do they remind you of...any suggestions?

Kent, this is a brilliant suggestion!!!

Jan 29, 2009 10:30 PM
Hugh Krone
Weichert Referral Associates - Hamburg, NJ
Realtor, Sussex County NJ

I say Harry Reid can play Wil e Coyote, Pelosi looks like Porky Pig and then we have Hillary revising the role of wicked witch of the west.

Jan 30, 2009 12:22 AM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
Broker Nick Relocation Broker Service

Nasty Pelosi looks and sounds like Cruella Deville. Harry Reid sounds like Elmer Fudd on a bad day.

Jan 30, 2009 01:17 PM
John March
Charisma Media Group, LLC - Bluffton, SC
"Engage, connect, prosper" (Matt 6:33)

NICK AND HUGH ARE EXPERTS AT UNCOVERING THE TRUE IDENTITIES OF OUR LEADERS!!! A-hee, A-hee, A-hee, that's ALLL Folks!

Jan 30, 2009 11:08 PM
John March
Charisma Media Group, LLC - Bluffton, SC
"Engage, connect, prosper" (Matt 6:33)

866) 956-9161 and ask him to rally Republicans in the Senate to kill the so-called “stimulus” package.

Feb 02, 2009 07:40 AM