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If you or I get caught they call it cheating!

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Real Estate Agent with iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc.

Watching the news this morning I couldn't help but let out a disgusted groan! No, not by the sad state of real estate affairs and the mortgage bailout debacle but by the headline story that Jessica Simpson has packed on some pounds and is her "rubenesque" look here to stay. Is this all Hollywood has to talk about?

They showed a before picture of Jessica and then a current picture of her from the front and a shot of her bum. Oh, please! The girl still probably wears a size 6 or 8, which albeit is huge by California standards where everyone is a size 1/2 or at the most a size 0 or at least claims to be.

A few weeks ago Oprah made news for days after she confessed her weight had ballooned up to over 200 pounds. With all of the problems going on in the world right now the question of how many pints of "Cherry Garcia" ice cream Oprah eats in one sitting and how many fat rolls she has seems so irrelevant. And what's with her and Steadman???(Oops)

I don't care that Jessica is squeezing into her jeans or that Brittany has showed her hoo hoo to the press for the 38th time. By the way, I don't need to see another close up of that shot on the web!

So let's take a survey...

Here are the questions on the table:

Do you really care that Oprah will be shopping for a summer wardrobe at the local tent and awning store and that her backside was the size of New Jersey last year but is the size of Texas this year?

Is the size of Jessica's bum and the fact that lately it's looking a little more like Oprah's and a lot less than Barbie's keeping you up at night??

Are you concerned that Brittany can seem to find a single store in all the world that sells underwear???

Does the burning question of who's in celebrity rehab today have you surfing the net at all hours of the night....David Duchovny, perhaps? FYI: If you are a non celebrity it's called "cheating" but if you are a big movie star then it's called a "sex addiction".

 

 

 

 

 

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Gail Szeluga & JoAnna Siminerio
Coldwell Banker Realty - Manalapan/Marlboro - Manalapan, NJ
Fostering Community Spirit Through Real Estate

Thanks for the small reprieve from real life tonight!

I was happy to see that People magazine referred to her new "curvy" figure.  I would love to feel curvy!

Jan 29, 2009 02:09 PM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Konnie: I agree....and I don't understand why if it is their my chosen profession to be a film star and they had a truck load of money, a personal trainer, a home gym, a personal chef, hairstylist, make-up artist and a plastic surgeon on speed dial why they don't look amazing 24-7!

Dear Wealth: I totally agree. I'm canceling my subscription to the gossip rags! Just kidding!

JoAnna: Curvy is Hollywood talk for overweight. They prefer idiot stick figures. And, JoAnna, I've seen your pics. You are cute as a bugs ear girl!

Jan 29, 2009 02:32 PM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

LOL  Brittany's 'hoo hoo'.  I guess I dont pay attention to the news close enough.  I had no idea this was going on.  Actually, I did hear about Jessica Simpson and thought 'who cares'.  You know, the media has to talk about something.  People are listening.  Hey, my wife and her friends talk about them like they had a BBQ together or something.  For some reason people want to know what happens with celebrities. 

Jan 29, 2009 05:00 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Don't care, don't care, don't care!  While a smaller size would be nice, there's no way I'm giving up my ice cream...they'll have to pry it out of my chubby dead fingers!

Jan 29, 2009 11:21 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Cecily sounds like you are bucking for a spot on the soup "E-Tv's" version of the gossip column. If you make it save me a spot as a guest editor, we haven't talk about Demi Moore in a while and an episode about why we aren't wearing more hats would be a broad cast bonanza don't you think?

Jan 30, 2009 12:53 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

John: I was looking for a nice word for Brittany's ...er...you know. So hoo hoo seemed appropriate. LOL!

Laura: Hahaha! Too funny! I'm with you girl!

Steve: Wow! You can be my co-anchor! Sounds like you are in the know!

Jan 30, 2009 01:50 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Cecily - Fun post!

  1. I could care less about anything Oprah!
  2. Jessica Simpson needs a huge pimple right in the middle of her face where she just put some of that Pro-Active goop on! Her 15 minutes of fame is way overextended....just like her new butt is!!!
  3. I actually feel sorry for Brittany Spears. She was exploited at such an early age it's no wonder she's a little messed up now. But if she needs some underwear, I'll lend her a pair. Just have her come over.

Now I have a question for you.......Hoo hoo?!!!!

Jan 30, 2009 02:19 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Craig: If Jess had a permanent pimple she could change her name to Jessica "Zit"son. Yes, please send Brit- Brit a pair of your long john's.....as for the hoo hoo question....if you don't know what that refers to then call me because we need to talk sugar! You've led a sheltered life!!!

Jan 30, 2009 02:48 AM
Fred Chamberlin
Guild Mortgage Co - Oak Harbor WA - Oak Harbor, WA
Oak Harbor/Whidbeynulls, #1 Experienced FHA Mortgage Consultant

So many questions, so little that most of us (at least publicly) care about. Someone is buying the fan mags and watching the shows and reading the Infomer.....I wonder who? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Jan 30, 2009 06:26 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Fred: I think that someone is.....you! Hee...hee. Come on, admit it you have a copy of The Inquireron your nightstand.

Jan 30, 2009 07:51 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Unless they are in a movie that might "entertain" me, I really could care less. 

Jan 30, 2009 10:05 AM
Sherry Scales
Austin Texas Homes, LLC - Leander, TX
Realtor, for Austin, TX and surrounding areas

I want all of Hollywood to get fat! I want to see everyone healthy and chubby. No ones head should be bigger than their bum! Teenage girls are anorexic, not getting the calcium needs required. I don't want to see everyone on the Biggest Losser....but I just want this thin thing gone! Lets just get healthy and back to reality!

Jan 30, 2009 10:54 AM
Tony Orefice
NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC
Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Hi Cecily,

I agree. The things that make "news" never cease to amaze me. I don't care who gained weight, or lost it. I don't care who broke up and I certainly don't care who bought what house, especially if I wasn't the agent in on the deal... ; ) 

Jan 30, 2009 11:22 AM
Barb Szabo, CRS
RE/MAX Above & Beyond - Cleveland, OH
E-pro Realtor, Cleveland Ohio Homes

Cecily, I guess these headlines will take some of the stress off of Eva Langoria for her recent weight gain...very funny stuff!

Jan 30, 2009 12:08 PM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Bob: Since you are a retired military man, how about Patton or Tropic Thunder???

Sherry: I'll hold those skinny Hollywood chicks down and you force feed them cookies til' they cry "Uncle"!!!

Tony: Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!!! Hahaha!

Barb: LOL! Yes, Eva is safe...for now. God forbid she gets caught on film at Mickey-D's! Stay home Eva!!!!

Jan 30, 2009 12:22 PM
Virginia Hepp - Mesquite NV REALTOR
Desert Gold Realty - Mesquite NV Homes For Sale - Mesquite, NV
Mesquite NV Homes and Neighborhoods - Search MLS

Cecily, with 3 daughters, I have been aware of the underwear shortage and the possible embarassment issues in case of a car accident, etc.  But what is a mother to do?

Jan 31, 2009 06:28 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Virginia: First: Drink heavily. I know I know...that should go without saying when you have three girls. Second: Go online and order mass quantities of said underwear for emergencies. Try the Hollywood stores as nobody there seems to wear any so they should have plenty. Third: Order chastity belts for all three daughters. LOL!

Jan 31, 2009 11:33 AM
Fred Chamberlin
Guild Mortgage Co - Oak Harbor WA - Oak Harbor, WA
Oak Harbor/Whidbeynulls, #1 Experienced FHA Mortgage Consultant

Cecily - Have you been snooping around my night stand?

Feb 01, 2009 09:27 AM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Fred: Just keeping an eye on ya....someone has to! Step slowly away from Entertainment Weekly and no one will get hurt!

Feb 01, 2009 02:44 PM
Bill Gassett
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Hopkinton, MA
Metrowest Massachusetts Real Estate

Hey is that you parked outside my home with the binoculars?

Feb 03, 2009 12:25 PM