Watching the news this morning I couldn't help but let out a disgusted groan! No, not by the sad state of real estate affairs and the mortgage bailout debacle but by the headline story that Jessica Simpson has packed on some pounds and is her "rubenesque" look here to stay. Is this all Hollywood has to talk about?
They showed a before picture of Jessica and then a current picture of her from the front and a shot of her bum. Oh, please! The girl still probably wears a size 6 or 8, which albeit is huge by California standards where everyone is a size 1/2 or at the most a size 0 or at least claims to be.
A few weeks ago Oprah made news for days after she confessed her weight had ballooned up to over 200 pounds. With all of the problems going on in the world right now the question of how many pints of "Cherry Garcia" ice cream Oprah eats in one sitting and how many fat rolls she has seems so irrelevant. And what's with her and Steadman???(Oops)
I don't care that Jessica is squeezing into her jeans or that Brittany has showed her hoo hoo to the press for the 38th time. By the way, I don't need to see another close up of that shot on the web!
So let's take a survey...
Here are the questions on the table:
Do you really care that Oprah will be shopping for a summer wardrobe at the local tent and awning store and that her backside was the size of New Jersey last year but is the size of Texas this year?
Is the size of Jessica's bum and the fact that lately it's looking a little more like Oprah's and a lot less than Barbie's keeping you up at night??
Are you concerned that Brittany can seem to find a single store in all the world that sells underwear???
Does the burning question of who's in celebrity rehab today have you surfing the net at all hours of the night....David Duchovny, perhaps? FYI: If you are a non celebrity it's called "cheating" but if you are a big movie star then it's called a "sex addiction".
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