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I should have brought a clean pair of underwear with me!

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Real Estate Agent with eXp Realty LLC 200311024

The day started out like any other. I get a call from a client that wants to see a property. I checked to make sure their pre-approval was still good since I hadn't heard from them in a couple weeks. I checked the MLS to see if the home is vacant or if I need to set up an appointment.

GREAT... Both homes are vacant, this will be an easy one...WOW, it is an REO, I just know that Photoshop was used in the MLS, but hey, I got to try. I ran a few errands prior to the scheduled time to meet the client at the first house. I get them done early and show up at the house about 15 minutes prior to our appointment and decide to preview the property prior to my client arriving.

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I walk in, not great, ok, not good at all. The sign inside says, hey the backyard makes it worth the price alone... Translation - Tear this house down and build a new one in its place. (At least that is what I took from it.)

The hardwoods are in good condition though. As I walk though the kitchen into the living room, I see a small, maybe five foot long, hallway going down to a room. I assumed it was going to a bedroom, but in reality it leads to a bathroom. A little weird, but hey, it was an older farmhouse, they sometimes have personality like that, that is part of their charm.

As I walk in the bathroom, I look around, see a couple holes that have been kicked in to the wall of the shower and immediately do a discount of the price for each little repair I see.

BUT, THAT IS WHEN THE HAIRS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK STOOD STRAIGHT UP! There was a noise from directly behind me like a cabinet door closing. The only problem is, I'm still alone and down a 5 foot hallway in a house that is all hardwood floors. I didn't hear anyone come in or cross the hardwood floors. What the heck is behind me and am I about to die? (Insert clean underwear reference here.)

I slowly reach in my pocket, grab my keys preparing to jab someone with my keys and then run and run like I haven't done since I was beat up in school.

So, I slowly start to turn and to my surprise, there is nothing behind me... How is this possible? I know I heard it! I'm not crazy! (Billie or Fran don't say a word.)

So, I slowly peek around the corner thinking the sound must have carried and it was coming from the living room, but I could see nothing was out there. So I proceeded slowly and then it happened... from above me... SCRATCH, SCRATCH, SCRATCH!

RUN FORREST RUN! I wasn't going to look up or back at that moment in time, I was going to leave and then come back with flashlight, gun, knife, sword, tazer, and heck, someone a lot bigger than me would be good right now. I will admit I was being a big wussy. (Hey there is a reason I hire inspectors to go in to crawl spaces.)

Whatever it was, it was large enough that when I went back in with my wife on the phone that she could actually hear the scratching through the phone. I decided that I would make a lot of noise to try to scare it away... Nope, it wasn't going to stop. It wanted out of the wall and I wasn't going to be the one to help it.

I hightailed it out of there at that moment in time and when my client arrived we listened from the door, some 35 feet away from the wall that this happened. We could hear it from outside so we both decided to just close the door, lock it up, and call the listing agent and tell them this wasn't the house for us and they need to call an exterminator.

I like to consider myself a Boy Scout because I am always prepared, but I guess I wasn't prepared yesterday, because I didn't have a clean pair of underwear with me.

 

Comments(27)

Liz Moras Migic
Chilliwack, BC
Chilliwack, British Columbia - Realtor

That made me laugh out loud! Esp the part about the 'key' jab! :-)

Feb 10, 2009 03:53 PM
Libby Cousins
Extraordinary Processing - Spokane, WA
Contract Mortgage Processor, licensed in WA

Oh my gosh Todd, that was so funny!!! What did the listing agent say to your mention of the exterminator? I would love to know what made that noise but don't know that I would have gone back in either.

Feb 10, 2009 04:38 PM
Vickie Nagy
Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate - Palm Springs, CA
Vickie Jean the Palm Springs Condo Queen

Thanks for the chuckle Todd. We can always count on you for fun, informative posts.

Feb 10, 2009 05:08 PM
Chip Jefferson
Gibbs Realty and Auction Company - Columbia, SC

Some houses just give the creeps and this sounds like one of them. It wouldn't have taken me that long to sprint back outside and cancel that showing.

Feb 10, 2009 09:33 PM
Laura Karambelas
Baird & Warner Downers Grove - Downers Grove, IL
Realtor - Downers Grove

That was a funnd story, Todd.  It's a good thing you didn't need an extra pair of underwear, but now you know what to keep in your trunk, just in case :)

Feb 10, 2009 10:10 PM
Caren Wallace
Premier Property Group LLC - Tualatin, OR
Portland Caren Real Estate

Todd, this story reminds me of a property that I showed about a year ago. We opened a closet door to a dormer in a cape and a very large racoon started hissing at us! My client screamed and we both flew down the stairs and out of that place! It was an empty home and a good buy without critters, the buyer decided to pass!

Feb 10, 2009 10:18 PM
Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

Bring flashlight, hard-toes shoes and gun, oh I meant fun......things can get very weird...Stay safe.

Feb 10, 2009 11:33 PM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

Todd,

I do not like any kind of noise in a foreclosed or vacant property and I have ahd several episodes such as you describe.  Sometimes it think that I need to bring a whole wardrobe with me.  LOL

Feb 10, 2009 11:38 PM
Judy Jennings
Top Agent Plus - Middleboro, MA
Tap into Judy's real estate expertise & resources.

Todd,

Funny! I have had a few strange things happen (generally in older houses) that I could not explain, with no scratching to indicate it was a critter! I hate that feeling, hair standing up on the back of the neck and shiver down the spine.

Judy

Feb 10, 2009 11:44 PM
William "Bill" and Karen Farragher
EXIT Blue Water Realty, Matawan, NJ 07747 - Matawan, NJ
SFR

Todd, this made me laugh not just giggle.  You did a great job explaining what happened, and then to have it confirmed with others was even better.  At least you know you weren't going crazy.

Feb 11, 2009 12:38 AM
Zane Coffin
Century-21 Homestar - Geneva, OH
(Geneva Ohio Real Estate Agent)

Todd now that's funny...or maybe not...I'm not sure....well maybe its funny now because it didn't get you......peace zane

Feb 11, 2009 12:42 AM
Angelia Garcia
Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

It kind of reminded me of that scarey movie that Michelle Gueller was in.  The one with the ghost in the corner.  The Grudge.

Feb 11, 2009 08:07 AM
Morgan Evans
Douglas Elliman Real Estate - Manhattan, NY
LICENSED REAL ESTATE SALESPERSON

To add onto the previous comment, the Grudge girl follows you once you go into the house even when you leave, so that wouldn't be good for Todd.  My bet is that a racoon or rats are in the walls and attic scurrying around.  Whatever way you look at, that is a spooky experience.

Feb 11, 2009 11:50 PM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

WOW - I have run into spiders and roaches but nothing like that! Wonder what it was - perhaps a raccoon????

Feb 12, 2009 01:31 AM
Fran Gaspari
Patriot Land Transfer, Inc. - Limerick, PA
"The Title Man" - Title Insurance - PA & NJ

TC,

Two comments...You have a noisy guardian angel...and It's dry in the winter and the scratching rat probably has dry skin...!!! LOL, Thanks,   Fran

Feb 12, 2009 01:53 PM
Terry Chenier
Homelife Glenayre Realty - Mission, BC

I agree, pobably racoons; and you don't want to be playing with those!

Feb 13, 2009 08:08 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

Janna - I have to admit I almost names the post "How to get the Heebie Jeebies"

Rita - I'm guessing that is what this was, but I wasn't going to try to find out if it was that, a opossum or a skunk... Not my place to check.

LoLynn - No, I didn't have nightmares. I rarely remember my dreams, which I think rather sucks. But, no I haven't found out yet, I did call the agent last week, but they hadn't heard yet either. Maybe I'll call her tomorrow and see if she knows now that is a week later.

Steve - This is one reason I WILL NEVER GO INTO A CRAWL SPACE! I don't want to run into anything and I've heard those inspector horror stories.

Paul - No, I wasn't!  If I was a trooper I would have tried to figure out what it was, not call the listing agent and run. (LOL)

Feb 18, 2009 02:04 PM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

Christine - Oh, I just had that at one of my open houses. The alarm battery decided to die while I was doing the open house and wouldn't you know it, it wasn't a regular battery.

Fran - FUN? WHAT POST ARE YOU READING? I want to know, but at the same time I don't!

Liz - I'm glad you enjoyed that and I could make you laugh! Maybe that is my true calling making other people laugh at my expense.

Libby - The listing agent thought I was messing with her, some kind of practical joke. I assured her I wasn't and I still don't know what it was.

Vickie - Fun at my expense, I see you are sick, sick people (LOL)

Feb 20, 2009 09:37 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

Laura - I think I may have set a new world record for the 50 meter dash, but not sure.

Laura - I'm not sure I want to do that, can you imagine reaching in to my emergency kit for a flash light and bring that out in from of a client.

Caren - I'm really glad I didn't see the thing, I have no problem with raccoons if they are on my terms, not hiding in walls or closets, that is where I draw the line.

Suzanne - I think this is one reason to carry a gun... Fresh dinner! (I meant safety)

Don - Maybe we should start putting a book together with these stories of whoa.

Judy - Sometimes vacant homes can do that. The cold breeze in the hallway, the noise from an empty room or just the way the floor creeks. Yep, real estate is fun!

Feb 20, 2009 09:43 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

Bill - Well, the me not going crazy part hasn't been confirmed or denied yet, but I'll keep you posted.

Zane - I think funny for everyone but me!

Angelia - I haven't seen it, not going to see it and there you go!

Morgan - It was way too loud to be rats! It was much bigger and it was trying to get out!

BarbaraJo - Roaches? I'm so glad we don't have those here, that would be just another problem to add to listings.

Fran - My guardian angel should have warned me to bring the clean pair of underwear and has one sick sense of humor.

Terry - If they are protecting their babies, no you don't!

Feb 20, 2009 05:44 PM