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difference between men and women

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Home Stager with stagewithme, Greenville, South Carolina

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:



1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.



2. A woman worries about the future until she gets husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Shobha

 

 

Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

Thanks for sharing...  I will reblog so others can enjoy... 

Feb 11, 2009 12:55 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Shucks! And here I thought we women have come along way in earning a living. I do have to say though there are many powerful women (many in real estate) who are doing just fine, actually great, financially on their own.

Feb 11, 2009 04:27 AM
Shameca Tankerson
Wealth Builder's Network, Inc. - Redlands, CA

That was cute and even made me chuckle..Thanks for sharing.

Feb 11, 2009 07:11 AM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

As I look at my marriage I think that these points make sense.  Don't tell my wife though!!!

Ted

Feb 11, 2009 07:35 AM
Tony Orefice
NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC
Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Hi Shobha,

Thanks for the chuckle. I won't let the wife see it though. lol

Feb 11, 2009 02:00 PM
Tina Allen
Exit Realty Tri-County - Mount Dora, FL

Thanks for making me laugh....I love these silly little things, not to be taken so seriously!

Feb 12, 2009 01:36 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Pretty funny, but very true! LOL

Feb 12, 2009 03:13 AM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Hi Shoba - Thank you for the humor.  I'm sure there are even more items that could be listed but we have to wait for the final draft lol.

Feb 12, 2009 05:33 AM
Don Jacks
Coldwell Banker Olympic - La Mirada, CA

Well said, right on the nose. The faster we all realize the truth of this, the happier we will all be as husbands and wifes! Thanks for sharing.

Feb 13, 2009 12:30 AM
Kat Malone
Charlestown, MA

Hahaha this gave me my chuckle for the day. Thanks for sharing! - Kat

Feb 13, 2009 10:39 AM
Terry Chenier
Homelife Glenayre Realty - Mission, BC

Thanks for the humour; I got a chuckle out of that.

Feb 13, 2009 06:18 PM
Kenneth Bargers
Prudential Woodmont Realty - Nashville, TN

Shobha - These are too funny!  Thanks for sharing.  All the best to you and your business.

Feb 16, 2009 01:56 PM
Sylvie Conde
Sutton Group-Associates Realty Inc., Brokerage - Toronto, ON
Broker, Toronto Real Estate

Those are very funny ....
I bet a lot of people are nodding their heads at a lot of this.
And how many women consider themselves successful? ;-)

 

Apr 17, 2009 03:36 AM