I found this online, and I had to share. I found it very funny.
IMPORTANT: I am not offering MY wife for sale. The wife mentioned in this ad is nothing like my wife, and I have no interest in selling my wife. Mine is a keeper, and offers will not be considered for her.
That being said, here is the ad that I found online in it's entirety. Enjoy:
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FOR SALE - One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
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