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What time is it anyway? (Humor)

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So it's been one of those crappy days and I saw this joke.  It made me smile and I thought there may be some other people out there in need of some levity!  SO I am sharing this ------

 On some bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian
aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in
the middle.
One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking,
"What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference........
If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little
hand is on the 3.
If it is a Marine Corp s aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120
minutes to "Happy Hour."

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Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

Cute!

Feb 12, 2009 09:42 AM
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Thanks Mel!  Hope all is well with you.

Feb 12, 2009 09:48 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

April, Our running answer at my house is -it's five O'clock Somewhere and that good enough for me.

Feb 12, 2009 10:00 AM
Mary PAUL, ABR, CRS,GRI, e-PRO,
RE/MAX Advantage Realtors, Searcy, AR - Searcy, AR

Very funny blog, time is different to many people, but none of us have enough of it!

Feb 12, 2009 11:26 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

You know from the sound of this I could be a Marine.

Feb 12, 2009 12:21 PM
Lynn Johnson
Coldwell Banker Home Connection - Owatonna, MN
Owatonna, MN Real Estate

I'm with JL, I think the Marines have the right idea.

Feb 12, 2009 03:55 PM
Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management

So it must be the afternoon, I think.

Feb 12, 2009 04:14 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi April:

That was cute, thanks for sharing!

ToulaRosebrock.com

Feb 12, 2009 11:25 PM
Greg J. Gardner
Writer and Author - Black Friday - Banner Elk, NC
Writer and Author, RE Investor

That was cute.  I sent it to my son, in the Army.

Feb 13, 2009 02:56 AM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

April - That's a cute joke and as Jimmy B. would say "It's 5:00 o'clock some where.

Feb 13, 2009 02:15 PM
Laura Watts
Positive Properties, LLC - Laurinburg, NC

April-I like this. It brought a smile as I read it. Thanks for sharing it.

Feb 15, 2009 03:27 PM
Catherine Kierzek
ReMax Lakeside - Muskego, WI
CDPE

Hi April:  This one I'll pass on to my Navy son, Thanks Blitz partner.  Catherine Kierzek, Re/Max Realty 100

Feb 16, 2009 11:25 AM
P G
Charlottesville Solutions - Charlottesville, VA

That is a great joke, thanks for the laugh!

hope you have a good weekend

Feb 27, 2009 11:36 PM