America needs a Car Czar. America needs Buddy Kane.
President Obama has his hands full, I will handle this car bailout plan. I bring the muscle our New Hero needs, first cars then cribs, and you know why....cuz you can sleep in car but you can't drive a crib!
Lets look at Buddy's qualifications:
The following illustrates Buddy's knowledge of the Labor side:
-attended over 12 events at the UAW hall on Van Slyke across from the truck and bus plant.
Folks, that is a lot of baked pasta, cole slaw and PBR with members of the United Auto Workers. Nine of those events were weddings, they will respect Buddy because of all the Franklins he tossed around during the Dollar Dance!
-Buddy knows the warning sign in the Parking lot of the UAW Hall is for real, if you park your Jaguar there they WILL tow it! The UAW ain't messin' and the new Car Czar needs to understand this.
-Buddy's dad had a cup of coffee at GM, his uncles and Grandfather were lifers. (that is straight GM speak if you don't get it you need me more than you think!)
Buddy understands the BIG Three:
-Buddy purchased over 18 GM vehicles
-Buddy was one of the youngest GM dealer General Sales Manager ever at 21
-Buddy once rented a Ford Excursion in Miami to drive his family to Key West. (In early August for a wedding, has anyone sain ever been to Key West in August! MY GOSH it is humid. The car czar should schedule negotiations in Key West in August, by the pool, there will be no waffling when the heat is on!)
-Buddy once won a trip to the Super Bowl from Chrysler for running an outstanding dealership that was taken by the dealer himself, Buddy knows how those cats operate!
-Buddy has a GM visa! Did you know they limit the amount you can use per purchase and that depends on what type of vehicle! Don't tell you that in the slick ads. As Car Czar that will be taken care of!
Buddy is Conservative!
-Buddy is already has gold status with Northwest Airlines which shows he is cool flying commercial and the government will not have to pay to upgrade! Mo Money!
-Buddy has run a real estate company in Flint, profitably. NUFF SAID!
Buddy is from Flint:
-These colors don't run! Flint is the toughest, I mean 3rd toughest, opps 6th toughest city in America. That is what I am talking about, the Car Czar needs to bring heat.
-Micheal Moore has a built in movie. Flint + Car Czar + Buddy = OSCAR!
-The Turbo V-6! Buddy wants to bring back the Glory days Harry Gant style. (loved that Skoal Bandit car!)
-Home of the sit down strikers! WHOOOOO!
-Lived with totally inadequate goverments all around him, has learned how to do it right by seeing people do it wrong!
Who is more qualified? Thats right nobody. Buddy will clean it up from top to bottom, from supplier to dealership a clear and consice consumer value proposition. YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
See you at my inaugeration Gala at the UAW hall on Van Slyke, Italia Gardens will supply Pasta and Cole Slaw for everyone!!!!
Write your congressman and tell them No Buddy, No Bailout!
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