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Just like MOM! Ladies Humor!

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Randi Brammer, Acctg.

I read this and thought, yup, others need to see this and enjoy a laugh.

A WOMAN'S POEM!

He didn't like my casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said that my biscuts were hard

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffe right

He didn't like the stew.

I didn't mend his socks

Like his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the S**T out of him

Like his mother used to do!

Brandy Hart
Capital Pacific Real Estate - Riverside, CA

Awesome!! I'll have to pass that one along to my girlfriends!  Thanks

Feb 28, 2009 10:10 AM
Pat Champion
John Roberts Realty - Eustis, FL
Call the "CHAMPION" for all your real estate needs

How funny-I really needed a good laugh.

Feb 28, 2009 10:13 AM
Joanne O'Donnell
Chic Home Interiors - Oakland, CA

Thanks, Randi, for the Sunday afternoon chuckle.  I'm sure all men and all women have felt this way occasionally about their partners...

Feb 28, 2009 10:25 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Oh Sure...kick a guy when he's being a fool.  He is probably lucky to be a live!

Feb 28, 2009 10:43 AM
Tony Orefice
NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC
Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Very cute...although that never happened in my house...lol

Thanks for posting.

Feb 28, 2009 12:43 PM
Debbie Walsh
SHAHAR Management - Middletown, NY
Hudson Valley NY Real Estate 845.283-3036

Loved it, loved it!!

    

Feb 28, 2009 03:57 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

That should teach him to keep his mouth shut and also to learn to duck!

Mar 01, 2009 08:01 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Ouch... that was a little harsh!  Luckily I haven't had that problem with my husband.  According to the funny stories shared by him and his 7 brothers and sisters, his mom wasn't necessarily the best cook back when they were growing up.  But, in her defense she did have to stretch the family food budget pretty far with 8 kids.

Mar 01, 2009 03:34 PM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

That made me smile. Sometimes a good smack's necessary to knock some sense into the insensitive clod. (Well, I don't condone violence, but maybe for this case...)

Mar 01, 2009 03:56 PM
Suesan Jenifer Therriault
JTHIS-Professional Home Inspection Team - Blakeslee, PA
"Inspecting every purchase as if it were my own".

Randi - that's funny ... not the punch line I was really expecting. Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting. Have a great weekend and I'll be looking for more of your posts.

Mar 06, 2009 01:13 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Suesan...your Welcome and thanks!

Thanks to all who visited my blog.

Mar 06, 2009 08:57 AM
Mike Hendren
Mike Hendren Photography - Cloudcroft, NM

Sure glad I live in Colorado - - - hundreds of miles away!!!  Ha!  :-)

I am not going to tell that one to my wife - might give her some ideas.

Mike

Mar 26, 2009 09:13 AM