Recently, in her blog, my virtual friend Kristal Kraft created a post to bounce around ideas for dealing with telemarketers. Telemarketers can, truly, be a source of great irritation. And, their uncanny ability to call at the most inconvenient times is unexplainable.
My ongoing pet peeve is poor customer service and poor attitudes in the customer service sector. So, I got to thinking perhaps I could start a script list ,somewhat like Kristal did in her blog, for dealing with customer service people. Then, you all can add your suggestions as well.
So, next time you are on the receiving end of poor customer service maybe one of these scripts will get you some notice:
"HELLLOOOO. Your eyes are open. Anyone in there?"
"Did you miss the customer service seminar? I think there is another one next week."
"Let me know when your vacation is over. I'd like some help here".
"Did your dog die this morning? You look really sad".
"Where would you rather be? You obviously don't want to be here".
"Have you seen an employee? I can't seem to get any help here".
"The sign said the restaurant is open. When will the waitresses be here?"
"When did the store install robots? I see you moving, but no sound".
"Are you on a sandy beach far, far away. I can't help but notice you're daydreaming".
"Do you have a spider crawling up your back? You have an odd look on your face".
Anyone have any other great ideas? I'm sure we'll all have plenty of opportunities to try these out! Let's have some fun with it!
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