Has this ever happened to you?????
Five approaches to TP maintenance:
You could start with a basic visual aid...
2. Or perhaps appeal to their sense of patriotism...
3. Or go with a not-so-veiled threat...
4. Of course, you could just let your backside do the talking...
5. But remember to cite your sources...
Virginia: Love, love, love your comment! Thanks for stopping in! Come back anytime!
Betina: OMG!!! I thought there was someone randomly roaming around my bathroom....now I know who. Haha! Yes, isn't it amazing that people can hold down complex challenging jobs but still can't master the art of TP maintenance....shocking!
Robert: They are kids....give it up, buddy...it's not going to happen.
Nathan: Woo Hoo!!! I complete you.....how special is that. Somehow I feel like Mini-Me on Austin Powers.
Leslie: LMAO! Too funny! Poor Brenda....but then she did bring it on herself. P.S. don't tell her I said that, okay? Great idea about the sign. I will have to try that one out.
Lara: Absolutely!!! Buy a case and make it your mission to visit every bathroom in every house that you show and write a message.....how funny would that be???!!!
John: Call Lara and ask her to send you one of her Sharpie's. Also, you can try locking up the toilet paper. That way only you have access and the family will have to come to you for a refill. That way you will know who the abuser is!
Cecily, I have a great idea for your next post. A thesis on how which way you load the TP reveals insite into your character.
By that I mean, if the paper hangs over the front your a solid standup kinda person. If the paper falls to the back you are some kind of Al Qaeda operative or dope smoking out of work pinko!
just an idea
John: Hide the hacksaws and bolt cutter's...desperate people do desperate things..hee...hee!
Scott: Fabulous idea! P.S. I'm a standard stand up kinda Girl! You crack me up!
How the heck did I miss this !!!!
This is priceless -- now I am going to start winding all the TP off the roll, just so I can write notes to my wife on the cardboard !!! LOVE IT !!!
Cheers Ce !
... Great Post !!!!
Girl, do you have cameras in my house? My almost 19 year old still hasn't figure it out.
Sheldon: Thanks for stoppin' in...I thought you forgot me...sniff.
Laura: I don't need cameras in your house, I've been there, remember?? And I didn't see one empty roll anywhere...ha!
Never !!! ...I couldnt forget you :o)
... plus I love the new background !! Awesome photo !
Cecily - And the problem is???? Obviously, it is your fault. If you had done a better job of training, this would not be happening. Of course it took my wife about 30 years to get me trained. Now, with just me, I still put the seat down and replace the roll. Keep working on it, another 15 year or so and you might have him perfected. :-))
Sheldon: Thanks buddy! I don't know where the new background came from...I do know my "see inside" sticker on the side that links to he Windermere site has vanished since the changes....hmmmm. Am I being punished for something by the AR Gods? Have I been bad and not been blogging enough???
Jim: Two knuckle raps up the side of the head for you next time we do an inspection...hee...hee!
Fred: Why is it always my fault???? Waaahhhhhhh!!!! why does everyone pick on me...sniff. Okay, I feel better now that I got that off my chest! H!
Cecily,
How are you? Im the guy who opens the new roll and leaves it on top of the old one. I need TPA Toilet paper anonymous
Hey Friend. Long time no blogging (by me). Anyway...cute post. So I take it you don't care which direction the TP unrolls?
Olena: I'm with you, with you, with you!!!
Chet: So that's you who does that???? Now it's all clear...hee.
Kevin: I've missed your smiling face! FYI...The roll only goes one way...over. There are no "under rolls" at my house.
Clearly you have issues and need to seek medical help! (ROFL) It was really nice meeting you and certainly are going to have to get together as a group again as we really aren't that far apart.
So funny!!!
Man, I'm behind the times.......I'm still working on "hit the pot w/ your p".......toiltet paper comes next........haha
OK Cecily, its been some time now since you posted this masterpiece...is this it for you? Was this your "Leave on a High-note?"
Miss ya
Cool! But, I have to ask...wouldn't it have been easier just to replace the roll than to write the message? Still...funny as hell... I had to google it; this is what I found (#1 on the list):
It gave this further advice for the person who is complaining that nobody else in the house replaces the paper:
Thanks for the blog Cecily...now if you could just solve the "Over or Under" mystery for us...
OK. that was too funny. If this every becomes a problem at our office, I will have to take some of these ideas.
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