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My New Erection

By
Real Estate Agent with SnowHome Properties

Hello All-  I bought a condo- only it's not built.  In fact, as much as I am into delaying satisfaction, three months is a little long for even me.  And, as those of you who have read my blogs in the past, this is my first erection.  This makes it as exciting as it is shocking.  I wonder if once I have it I will even know what to do with it.  I certainly don't want to ruin it, I think rather that I will treat it kindly and take good care of it cause it will be all mine.  I had always thought that I would have a woman to help me with this sort of thing but as it stands now, i am alone to deal with this new thing. If any of you out there have suggestions, I'm open to entertaining ideas.

Jason at SnowHome Porperties 

Mrs. Sheri Ann Johnson, GRI
Tropic Shores Realty - Spring Hill, FL

Wow! The innuendo is so thick you could cut it with a knife! I had to read this one twice to make sure I wasn't thinking with my mind in the gutter like I sometimes do.

My best advice is to just sit back, relax & let the contractors handle your erection. Tell them it's your first time, ask them to go slowly & I'm sure they'll explain every move they make. You should film it! 

Sep 22, 2006 10:36 AM
Bonnie Erickson
Tangletown Realty - Saint Paul, MN
Sheri Ann wasn't the only one to read this twice.  If you didn't intend the innuendo, you might want to rethink the post!  If you did, very creative . . . and I'll leave it at that!
Sep 22, 2006 10:41 AM
Rich Jacobson
Fathom Realty West Sound - Poulsbo, WA
Your Kitsap County WA Real Estate Broker

A tad bit too heavy in the innuendo mode for my liking. If you're interested in creating a perception of professionalism, I'd delete this post, ...quickly. You might have better luck posting this on MySpace.

Rich Jacobson, www.KitsapLife.com

Sep 22, 2006 11:15 AM
Joe Keyes
Team One - Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Hill AFB, UT

Hey, sounds like a cause to celebrate… did you start drinking already?

Sep 22, 2006 01:37 PM
Lisa Dunn
Edina Realty - Minneapolis, MN
www.TwinCitySeller.com
Well, it caught my attention!
Sep 23, 2006 03:21 AM
Marci Toliver
438-4642 - Mauldin, SC
Anderson SC, Spartanburg,Greenville SC, Home Staging
this caught my attention! after all this time
Dec 27, 2006 11:32 AM
M. Suzi Woods (Gravenstuk)
NOW Sharing the life and spice of the GC one day at a time - Grand Canyon, AZ
Suzi Woods, Prior Independent REBroker in MS
Did you title that way on purpose? I love labs!
Jan 01, 2007 06:27 AM