A "too dumb to be a criminal" bonehead award goes to Andrew Baca in Denver, CO. In the middle of the night, Baca climbed onto the roof of a local pizza shop, took a running start, and dove headfirst into a ventilation shaft. Unfortunately, the shaft narrowed and was filled with obstructions. The pizza shop owner discovered him the next morning. While Baca did avoid serious injury, he did not avoid serious embarrasment. Firefighters were forced to cut his clothes completely off to rescue him.
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