Dumb Criminal of the Week

Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX North - San Antonio

A "too dumb to be a criminal" bonehead award goes to Andrew Baca in Denver, CO.  In the middle of the night, Baca climbed onto the roof of a local pizza shop, took a running start, and dove headfirst into a ventilation shaft.  Unfortunately, the shaft narrowed and was filled with obstructions.  The pizza shop owner discovered him the next morning.  While Baca did avoid serious injury, he did not avoid serious embarrasment.  Firefighters were forced to cut his clothes completely off to rescue him.

Comments (11)

Sandy McAlpine
Search Lake Norman Homes For Sale - Lake Norman NC

ha! very very funny post. I'm glad he got caught and maybe now he won't break the law since he's been so embarrassed. I bet the ff's were laughing their butts off

Mar 24, 2009 01:57 AM
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Zilkia- Darwinism at work my friend! Some of these criminals should just hang up and pick up a mop.

Mar 24, 2009 02:59 AM
Kathy Toth
Ann Arbor Market Center Keller Williams - Ann Arbor, MI
Ann Arbor Real Estate Experts - Kathy Toth Team

"Bonehead Award"??  Did you come up with that one?  That's too funny!


Mar 24, 2009 05:40 AM
League City, TX - Worrell Team, REALTORS, GRI, CNE
RE/MAX 1st Class - League City, TX

Zilkia - very funny... a story the shop owner will not soon forget!!

Mar 24, 2009 05:59 AM
Diane Rice
Rice Prprty Mgmnt & Rlty, LLC, South Holland, IL - Lansing, IL

LOL!  What were his intentions?  To get a slice of pizza? AHA!  I know... to get some "DOUGH"


Mar 24, 2009 11:12 AM
Kristin Moran
Owner - RE/MAX Access - KristinMoran@Remax.net - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio,TX - Real Estate - 210-313-7397

Wow.  What a story Zilikia.  WHere do you find this stuff?  KM

Mar 24, 2009 01:07 PM
Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy there Zilkia, my friend

I just wonder if he'll tell the others in jill, how he really got caught.  Thank you, I sure was needing a laugh.

God Bless America

Mar 24, 2009 01:18 PM
Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker


These get better and better.  Some people are to dumb to be criminals.

Mar 25, 2009 02:45 AM
Mesa, Arizona Real Estate Mesa Arizona Realtor
Homes Arizona Real Estate LLC - Mesa, AZ

Zilkia, that is very funny. No clothes? That would be very embarassing, and probably cold, too. ;-)


Mar 25, 2009 01:27 PM
Shirley Parks
Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX
Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

Hi Zilkia, That was very funny.   He must have been really hungry for pizza.

Mar 26, 2009 03:25 PM
Lara O'Keefe
North Texas Home Finders - McKinney, TX

Zilkia, that is just too funny! No one ever said that criminals were smart .. wow!

Apr 17, 2009 02:58 PM