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Awkward Dad Jokes

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Real Estate Agent with eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) DRE# 00949880

As I have been experimenting with videos for my YouTube Channel, I have had my share of issues.  Even on the videos I think I do well, my photographer (aka my wife, Mary Margaret) will yell cut and tell me that I really need to loosen up.  Heck, I thought I was loose.  I have put a lot of thought to this issue, at least five or six minutes anyway, and thought a few jokes might be in order.  So without further ado, here is my first attempt at an awkward dad joke. 

If you enjoy silly jokes or want to learn about the Elk Grove area and our real estate market, make sure to subscribe to my channel.  If you like this video, be sure to like and share.

Joan Cox, thank you for the inspiration for doing this post last week in the comments of your Friday Funnies.  It really plays into one of my strengths, being awkward.  😎 I also think it will be really fun to do these videos each week with my two sons. 

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             eXp Realty of California, Inc

Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI, e-Pro

Past Client Testimonials   

3412 Babson Drive

Elk Grove, CA 95758

RayRHenson@gmail.com

916-698-8415

 

 

Comments (43)

Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Raymond, You son did good and you should do more videos to share with us here in the Rain.

Mar 19, 2022 12:16 PM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

For better or worse, you will see more videos, Will Hamm.  I will try to keep them entertaining.  Thank you!

Mar 19, 2022 12:22 PM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Now this was fun Raymond. Was your son acting or was he really not appreciating your humor. Either way, it was fun. Keep doing them!

Mar 19, 2022 01:37 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Now that is a captive audience and will be until he flees the coup

Mar 19, 2022 01:48 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Raymond either way we are looking for your next fun post...Endre

Mar 19, 2022 11:57 PM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Good morning, Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400.  He was acting, but he has had a lot of practice over the years.  My jokes do not change that much.  In our next video together, I will be using the same joke that I have been telling for over 10 years.  It is an eye roller for sure, but I love it! I will keep doing them until I get a big chorus of "STOP" from my friends here at ActiveRain.  

Mar 20, 2022 06:13 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Good morning, Ed Silva.  Yes, a captive audience and, so far, a willing accomplice.  It has been fun having him in the coup again.  Recently, my other son was living with us too.  They have both turned out to be good men.

It looks like next Friday, Endre Barath, Jr.  Hope you are doing well!

Mar 20, 2022 06:17 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Raymond Henson, eXp Realty - Just think, one day Mary Margaret may have a son who will be walking in his father's footsteps! She is a saint. You crack me up! That was a great video!!!

Mar 20, 2022 06:49 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Thank you, Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP.  We do feel fortunate to have a saint in the family. 😃  

I hope next Friday's video cracks you up too.  After that, Joseph, Matthew and I will have to sit down and decide on our next plan.  MM has already vetoed any attempt to add her to the script.  Smart girl!

Mar 20, 2022 07:04 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

I am seriously having a good laugh! If only your family had a T.V. Comedy series, I'd become a fan and tell all my friends. Until then, I would encourage everyone to follow you on ActiveRain and support you!


YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER TO 500,000 POINTS!!!!!

Mar 20, 2022 07:10 AM
Ray Henson

Thank you, Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP.  I am working hard on getting to that number!

Mar 22, 2022 10:56 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Ba-dum-bum-ching should have followed the joke Raymond. It's good to have fun, accept and be yourself, from one awkward person to another!

Mar 21, 2022 02:06 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Hey Raymond Henson, eXp Realty  just stopped in see if you had some new posts? Stop working out so hard:)Endre

Mar 21, 2022 11:18 PM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Good morning and thank you, Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! 

Hi Endre Barath, Jr. I am working on new blog post material.  Today, I am joining my dad and client in an eviction proceeding at court.  We are just not quite at a spot that I can write about it yet.  This one has been an ordeal.

Mar 22, 2022 10:58 AM
Curtis Van Carter
Better Homes & Gardens Wine Country Group - Yountville, CA
Your Napa Valley Broker Extraordinaire

Raymond

Not being mean but stick to your day job :-)) cheers cvc

Mar 23, 2022 11:34 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

This is just therapy for my regular real estate videos and my day job, Curtis Van Carter.  I will stick to my lane, but wait until you see the next one on Friday. 🤣

Mar 23, 2022 01:35 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Thursday morning, Ray.

I hope you are having a very productive week.

Mar 24, 2022 05:15 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Too funny but, I saw that pop up on my iWatch last week, I think it was, Ray. I couldn't get it to work on my watch and didn't get back to my phone in time to catch it. I'm so glad you posted it here!

Mar 24, 2022 12:05 PM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Good morning, Roy Kelley.  I will be productive in a different way the next 10 days.  I am in two pickleball tournaments in Mesa, AZ, 6 events...if my body can hold up to it all.  Ha!  I think Brian England may drop by too so that is always productive.  I hope you have a great weekend!

Mar 25, 2022 06:03 AM
Brian England

Yes, I will definitely be dropping by to root you on!

Mar 25, 2022 06:15 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Good morning, Debe Maxwell, CRS.  I have to get comfortable with all this stuff so I thought what better way to do it than hang out with my boys being a little bit funny and a little bit silly.  Hope you are doing well.  My second joke is due out this morning. 😀

Mar 25, 2022 06:04 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

And, you will! I love this idea, Ray and what is even funnier than a normal Dad joke is that your little boys are actually adults!! SO cute!

Mar 25, 2022 07:36 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Thank you, Debe Maxwell, CRS.  It has been fun.  I just need to get them together and do three or four to fill the proverbial pipe line.  I hope you are doing well! ! !

May 02, 2022 06:57 AM