Annette  Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041, Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ  (ReMax Realtec Group)

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Ken Jones
Freehold, NJ

Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041 

No Dogs Allowed (Except Seeing Eye Dogs)

I've often wondered how the blind can actually read this sign. 

Jul 23, 2019 04:59 AM
Rainmaker
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co. Notary Services, retired Realtor

My all time favorite is Government Intelligence.

Da Law

Jul 23, 2019 05:22 AM
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

Braille on the ATM at the bank drive thru.

Jul 23, 2019 05:44 AM
Rainmaker
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Wayne and Jean Marie Zuhl
Samsel & Associates - Clark, NJ
The Last Names You'll Ever Need in Real Estate

We took our middle school aged son to a college dining hall while visiting his sister many years ago. He was SO impressed by the "free cookies" his sister could have, all day every day. He'll be a parent of a college aged child before he understands that there are no "free cookies."

Jul 23, 2019 06:20 AM
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Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Realty - Topsfield, MA - Georgetown, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

How about "Working Vacation"?

Jul 23, 2019 08:20 AM
Rainmaker
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Oxymorons abound in our society and speech.  How about faithfully unfaithful...LOL

Jul 23, 2019 07:55 AM
Rainmaker
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Property Manager

Anytime the word FREE is used.  Nothing is truly free. 

Jul 23, 2019 07:39 AM
Rainmaker
927,397
Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor, ePRO, CRS, RCS-D
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
& Host of Postcards From Success Podcast

I'm always amused at people's version of "move in ready" listings.

Jul 23, 2019 07:05 AM
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Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

Can't say I've paid a lot of attention to such statements.

Jul 23, 2019 05:44 AM
Rainmaker
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Why am I drawing a blank when the examples are many 

Jul 23, 2019 05:22 AM
Rainmaker
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Our blood mobiles aren't allowed to pay for blood any more.  No gift cards.  You're lucky to get a cookie any more.

 

With the risk of getting political, all the "free stuff" being offered by varioius candidates.  Healthcare, guaranteed income, education, phones, etc.  They don't realize that it has to come from somewhere.

Jul 23, 2019 09:19 AM
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420,689
Rose Mary Justice
Synergy Realty Pros - Dandridge, TN
Synergy Realty Pros

I am drawing a blank even though I know I will brainstorm after the fact

Jul 23, 2019 07:36 AM
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Dan Pittsenbarger
Keller Williams Western Realty - Bellingham, WA
Improving Conditions

How about, "The land of the free" - that's actually getting less free every decade or so with, "it's for the public's good or safety" to sell it.

Jul 23, 2019 07:24 AM
Rainmaker
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Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Brace yourself for Artificial Intelligence if was things said by famous people that was never uttered Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041  It takes misinformation to a whole new mass level.

Jul 23, 2019 06:01 AM
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Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

I wish I never leave my personal info with blood mobile. They are spamming me left and right. We are out of blood 50 miles away from your residence. Can you help?

Jul 23, 2019 05:54 AM
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Mike Cooper, GRI
Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
Your Neighborhood Real Estate Sales Pro

Annette, I laughed when I was gasing up at this sign. I'm sure there is a simple answer to it, but the signs says Buy a sandwich, buy a drink and scan your card to entered into a sweepstake. Then below that in small print, it says no purchse necessary.

Jul 23, 2019 12:49 PM
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Corinne Guest
Corinne Guest, REALTOR® | Barrington Realty Company - Barrington, IL
Barrington Lifestyles

100% commission to our agents. They forget the $395 or whatever transaction fee deducted comes from said 100%.

Jul 23, 2019 12:15 PM
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547,618
Peter Testa
Nationwide Homes - Danbury, CT
PETER TESTA

Free means Zero Dollars. It's not Free if you're paying for it with your money, time or commitment.

Buy 1 get one free. It's not free. I'm spending money to average down my cost of the 2nd item- far from free. 

Jul 23, 2019 12:15 PM
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2,790,345
Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist

My mind is stuck on ...

Nothing is free.  Nothing. Someone always pays.

Jul 23, 2019 09:29 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

I am sure I ignore many of these everyday.

 

Jul 23, 2019 09:08 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods

Guilty pleasures? Do we really feel guilty?

Jul 24, 2019 09:10 AM
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Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

How about plea bargaining? Admitting guilt for something you didn't do to get a lesser sentence...

Jul 23, 2019 03:21 PM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Interesting.

Aug 07, 2019 04:54 PM
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Evelina Tsigelnitskaya
SIB Realty - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
www.SIBRealty.org 305-931-6931

Yeah, "free" is not free.

Jul 27, 2019 02:36 PM
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679,289
John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

Free time is earned.

Jul 25, 2019 02:12 PM
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Valeria Mola
SIB Realty - Miami, Sunny Isles Beach - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
305-607-0709 SIB Realty

Yes, you are right.

Jul 24, 2019 08:13 PM