new years wishes: New Year's Wishes you never thought of!!
- 01/03/08 04:44 AM
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall. May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest rate not rise. May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, and your plumber. May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space. May you find yourself together with beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. May what you see in (8 comments)