humor: the banana test
- 06/24/08 02:16 PM
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a lion , a chimpanzee, a giraffe, and a squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.Who do you think will win?Your answer will reflect your personality.So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer?Now scroll down to see the analysis. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . … (8 comments)
humor: let sleeping dogs lie
- 06/14/08 08:55 AM
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept … (10 comments)
humor: HOW DO YOU SPELL S-U-C-C-E-S-S ?
- 06/07/08 11:50 AM
SUCCESS: We all have a different definition of success, but I think the following pretty much sums it up! enjoy :) (Thanks Aunt Elaine, for sharing this with me!)
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . having friends. At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license. At age 35 success is ....having money. At age 50 success is . ..having money. At age 70 success is . ..having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . having friends. At age 80 … (6 comments)
humor: Little Johnny is at it again!
- 06/04/08 02:25 AM
LITTLE JOHNNY WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your blessing."Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Jones replies, "Well Johnny, you're only 10. Where will you two live?"Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Lisa's … (1 comments)
humor: what the heck are they trying to say!?
- 05/22/08 12:28 AM
Did you know that there are people out there that haven't got a clue what people are trying to say to them. It's not their fault. They are listening - and reading, and just don't get it. It is probably that nobody ever taught them. Are you in with the techno lingo? Do you text on your cell? I have one client that always communicates with me thru my myspace page! Talk about a generational gap. I consider myself lucky in that respect. I have always had friends of every age - older and younger. And I don't mean by just a … (10 comments)
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