football: Today; 10/1/12
- 10/01/12 01:14 AM
High 85 Low 72 Thunderstorms "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." - George Washington Carver Al says - Heroin is the brand name of morphine - once marketed by 'Bayer'. ... Colombia - Rattled by a deep 7.1M earthquake... Venezuela - President Hugo Chavez said: - "If I were American, I'd vote for Obama." ... Pat says - Actual Newspaper Ad: … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 9/28/12
- 09/28/12 01:15 AM
High 87 Low 67 Mostly Cloudy "The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example." - Thomas Morell Al says - People in nudist colonies - play volleyball more than any other sport... Mars - Pictures of rounded stones sent back to Earth - by the rover Curiosity indicate that there may - once have been water on the Red Planet... Roseville, Michigan - Authorities will be taking soil samples today. - After a tipster said that he saw Hoffa buried in - that location, now beneath a suburban driveway. ... Pat … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 9/25/12
- 09/24/12 11:05 PM
High 82 Low 58 Mostly Sunny "What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?" - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Al says - To make half a kilo of honey, - bees must collect nectar from - over 2 million individual flowers... Campo, California - Wild fires have destroyed 20 homes, killing one, - and threatened several hundred more in rural areas. ... Cane Bay - Developer Gramling Bros. Real Estate and Development Co. - gave 68 acres to the newly formed YMCA of Greater Charleston. ... Looking through the Milkglass - "If your baby is 'beautiful … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 9/24/12
- 09/24/12 02:05 AM
High 80 Low 56 Sunny and Clear "Far from being the thief of Time, procrastination is the king of it." - Ogden Nash Al says - "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." - Yogi Berra United Nations - More than 120 presidents, prime ministers, - and monarchs are meeting this week. ... Libya - President Mohammed el-Megaref said Saturday - all of the country's militias must come under - government authority or disband. ... Pat says - If two is a couple, and three is a crowd, - what is … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 9/21/12
- 09/21/12 12:36 AM
High 86 Low 63 Mostly Cloudy "Constant dripping hollows out a stone." - Lucretius Al says - "Half the lies they tell about me aren't true." - Yogi Berra... Home Sales - Jumped to the highest level in two years - in August for existing and new homes. ... 1989 - Hurricane Hugo slammed into Charleston... Looking through the Milkglass - "Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother." - G. Norman Collie... Space Shuttle Endeavour - Flew to Edwards Air Force Base 100 miles - north … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 9/19/12
- 09/19/12 12:52 AM
High 81 Low 63 Showers
"The secret of getting things done
is to act." - Dante Alighieri
Al says - Staff: Golf course, may I help you? -
Caller: Yes, I'd like some information -
about your golf course. -
Staff: OK, what would you like to know? -
caller: I don't know, that's why I called. ...
USAID - Is ending in Russia after a Kremlin demand -
that the aid organization leave the country. ...
Cairo - Mideast heavyweights Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, -
and Iran met to end … (2 comments)
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football: Today; 9/14/12
- 09/14/12 12:25 AM
High 85 Low 65 Partly Sunny
"Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers;pray for powers equal to your tasks." - Phillips Brooks
Al says - If you are right handed, you will tend to -
chew your food on the right side of your mouth. ...
Mexico City - Gulf Cartel leader Jorge E. Costillo Sanchez -
arrested by Mexico Marines. ...
Escuintla, Guatemala - 'Volcan de Fuego' started erupting Thursday -
spewing ash, smoke, and rivers of lava prompting -
evacuation orders for more than 30,000...
Pat says - … (0 comments)
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football: Today;9/7/12
- 09/07/12 02:25 AM
High 90 Low 72 Thunderstorms
"I never thought of losing, but now that it's happened,
the only thing is to do it right.That's my obligation to
all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life." - Muhammad Ali
Al says - "Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you." - Winston Churchill
Hurricane Leslie - Should pass east of Bermuda -
Hurricane Michael - In the eastern Atlantic...
Boeing - Air India took delivery of its first 787 Dreamliner Thursday -
and will fly … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 9/6/12
- 09/05/12 10:20 PM
High 90 Low 72 Chance of Storms
"It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare,
it is because we do not dare that they are difficult." - Seneca
Al says - "Always go to other people's funerals,
otherwise they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra
NASA - 35 years after leaving the Earth. -
Voyager I is poised to leave our -
solar system, the first time a -
manmade object will have escaped -
to the 'other side' . ...
Boston - State prison officials must … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 8/31/12
- 08/31/12 01:33 AM
High 90 Low 72 Partly Sunny
"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you
the formula for failure---which is: Try to please everybody." - Herbert Bayard Swope
Al says - Punographic:
Broken pencils are pointless...
Isaac - Half of Louisiana lacks power. Isaac weakened to a -
Tropical Depression Thursday as it headed in a north-easterly direction. -
Hurricane Kirk - Should turn north today -
Tropical Storm Leslie - Moving west and expected to turn north...
South Carolina - 17, Vanderbilt - 13...
Pat says - How many … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 7/27/12
- 07/27/12 04:17 AM
High 97 Low 77 Thunderstorms
"Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies,
let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic
courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not
brighter but darker." - C.S. Lewis
Al says - "He hits from both sides of the plate.
He's amphibious." - Yogi Berra
West Nile Virus - Hot, Dry weather is perfect for the spread -
of the disease...
Syria - Key defector Brig. Gen. Manaf Tlass seeks to -
unify the rebels...
Looking through the Milkglass - "A … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 2/6/12
- 02/06/12 03:00 AM
High 58 Low 41 Showers
"A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just
slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and
swings there as easily as a star." - Edwin H. Chapin
Superbowl Champions - Giants - 21, Patriots - 17 ...
Al says - Words to Live By:
God didn't promise days without pain, -
laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, -
but He did promise strength for the day, -
comfort for the tears, and light for the way. ...
Egypt - will try … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/24/12
- 01/24/12 12:56 AM
High 72 Low 47 Partly Cloudy
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like
a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute---and
it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
Al says - Five simple rules to Happiness:
5. Expect less. ...
Joe Paterno - Former Head Coach of Penn State -
has died, he was 85. ...
European Union - Banned the import of Iranian oil, Monday. ...
Looking through the Milkglass - "I've learned...That life is tough,
but … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/16/12
- 01/16/12 02:09 AM
High 61 Low 45 Partly Sunny
"We must learn to live together as brothers
or perish together as fools." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Al says - Golf's Law #28:
The shortest distance between any two points on a Golf course -
is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. ...
Giglio, Italy - The Costa Concordia, a cruise ship with -
more than 4,000 on board, -
ran aground Sunday and began sinking. ...
Moscow - The defective Mars probe Fobos - Grunt fell -
… (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/10/12
- 01/10/12 12:34 AM
High 72 Low 52 Mostly Cloudy
"True hope dwells on the possible, even when life seems to be a
plot written by someone who wants to see how much adversity
we can overcome. True hope responds to the real world,
to real life; it is an active effort." - Walter Anderson
BCS Champions - Alabama - 21, LSU - 0...
Al says - I don't know why some people change churches: -
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? ...
Venezuela - President Hugo Chavez said that Iran faces -
"U.S. … (2 comments)
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football: Today; 1/9/12
- 01/09/12 03:05 AM
High 69 Low 49 Showers
"Sincerity is impossible unless it pervades the whole being,
and the pretense of it saps the very foundation of character." - James Russell Lowell
Broncos - 29, Steelers - 23 (OT)...
OTC Med Recall - Excedrin Headache, NoDoz, Bufferin, and Gas-X -
may contain broken or stray tablets from other products. ...
Al says - "If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back -
every now and then to make sure it's still there." - Will Rogers
Iran - Former U.S. marine, Amir Mirzael Hekmati, who … (1 comments)
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football: Today; 1/3/12
- 01/03/12 01:07 AM
High 41 Low 18 Clear
"Adventure is worthwhile in itself." - Amelia Earhart
Capital One Bowl - South Carolina - 30, Nebraska - 13. ...
Al says - Paraprosdokian:
If I agreed with you -
we'd both be wrong. ...
Iran - 's navy chief said that their successful test -
of a cruise missile proved that Tehran is -
control of the Strait of Hormuz. ...
Hendersonville - near Walterboro - A 12-year-old girl died Monday -
when her ATV rolled over...
Pat says - Church Bulletin Blooper:
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 1/2/12
- 01/02/12 02:43 AM
High 54 Low 25 Clear
"Only the mediocre are always at their best." - Jean Giraudoux
Capitol One Bowl - South Carolina (10-2) vs. Nebraska (9-3) -
Today, 1 p.m. , ESPN. ...
Al says - Caddy Response #9:
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." -
Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth." ...
Iran - said Sunday that its scientists had produced the country's first nuclear fuel rod -
And its navy had test-fired a new medium range surface-to-air missile. .,.
… (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/29/11
- 12/29/11 01:33 AM
High 60 Low 40 Clear
"I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than
teach ten thousand stars how not to dance." - E.E. Cummings
'Colorful Hearts Teddy Bears' - Choking hazard! ...
Al says - Top Ten Caddy Responses:
#10 - Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." -
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir.?" ...
Iran - is threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz. ...
Moscow - Russia's middle class turned to the streets -
to fight Prime Minister Putin's … (0 comments)
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football: Today; 12/27/11
- 12/27/11 01:12 AM
High 69 Low 38 Thunderstorms
"Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility
and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music
never leaves the memory." - Thomas Beecham
Al says - Last Year's GED examination:
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? -
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. ...
Philippines - Flash Floods that swept away entire villages -
killed nearly 1500. The U.N. launched an urgent -
appeal for $28M to help the displaced from -
Cagayan de Oro and Iligan. ...
Syria … (0 comments)
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High 85 Low 72 Thunderstorms "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." - George Washington Carver Al says - Heroin is the brand name of morphine - once marketed by 'Bayer'. ... Colombia - Rattled by a deep 7.1M earthquake... Venezuela - President Hugo Chavez said: - "If I were American, I'd vote for Obama." ... Pat says - Actual Newspaper Ad: … (0 comments)
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