The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS |
SAFER |
SAFEST |
ULTRA SAFE |
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What's for dinner? |
Can I help you with dinner? |
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Here, have some wine. |
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Are you wearing that? |
You sure look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you so worked up about? |
Could we be overreacting? |
Here's my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine. |
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Should you be eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you DO all day? |
I hope you didn't overdo it today. |
I've always loved you in that robe! |
Here, have some wine. |
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Pretty Mean sister
12. Pack My Stuff
and my FAVORITE one:
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your
friends and those who might
need a good laugh and men who need a warning.
Here Honey have some wine!
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