Special offer

"F" FACTS.... for Friday....THE 13th

By
Real Estate Agent


FACTS:
...fabulous
...facetious
...feverish
...fictive
...FUN

FABULOUS...
...the fantastic story of the Black Lab, bomb sniffing Warrior who went
missing in Afghanistan for 14 Months, FOUND by US troops.  She's been re-united
with her Military group members; is being monitored by Medics; is slated to receive
two Military awards.  All this for "Saudie" [name spelled on phonics only] and what does
she do---finds the metal container filled with 'yellow tennis balls AND takes ONE'


FACETIOUS
  
...Have you met the Komodo Dragon Temp. for the cute, green gecko--
the Geico Insurance Company spokes-animal?
This guy need an attitude adjustment hour ASAP
[remind you of human counterparts ?}

FEVERISH

...disconnect in D.C. is alive and active.
   the A.G.'s announcement of the civil court conducting criminal charges & trial against ..."those  allegedly
   accused of the 9/11 conspirators....by an "impartial" jury in a [just legal system]....it will bring to a closure [for the families of those murdered].....N.Y. is [basically] capable of handling these types of trials...."

...as the resultant 'fur flies' , so does the Head of this Country---"On the Road Again", who when asked
   stated...."This is the Attorney General dept. ....will not pre-speak before his announcement...." 
   gaining frequent flier miles while the Families [ some of whom had not been notified before the press
   release] agonize over the facts that these Five criminals [ refuse to say ==alleged ] are housed just a
   Five minute WALK from Ground Zero.

FICTIVE
                  










...There are two new Direct TV ads that will make you L.O.L.!
   
   Let me type a "visual" picture for you:

  Both [ads] are set up in the Board Room around the conference table;
  the Boss is at the head & the [must be a relative] male to his [Boss]left states:

 " Look around the table folks
   someone will NOT be here next week...
 [stunned looks from all, including the Boss]
 this man then jumps up with hands in the air and shouts;

 "  It's ME, I'm going to Barbados"

This is a must see . but simply typing it makes me still LOL  

The second ad also spot lights this same person [ as DO all of their ads ]
....it involves a chalk board and his slogan changing.
    another LOL item
Totally hope that you have or will soon view these new ads.

FUN

This involves our Home up date on staging, remodels, & rug rearranging
...there is a loggia 9'6" x 14' off that back of the house
...it was made a 3 season room by the 2nd owners
...we had it winterized, made into a permanent room, with Anderson French doors open to interior

But, even with siding, insulation, & dbl. hung permanent windows installed--it is still on concrete.
Thus, in winter is can get cold under foot, even with 2 floor heat sources [interior] in the immediate area.
SO-o-o...yesterday had us shopping for a heater and a large rug to place over the installed tiles
...on line most of such rugs started at $239.00 up to $2.000.00.  No Way!
...went to local Home Depot
...Sal found a wonderful rug [$124.95] that would look fantastic in the Great Room that opens to the 
   Loggia--where we needed a floor covering.
...went to Garden Ridge, Sal, again, found a great rug for there that was $59.99
...purchased this, returned home to utilize it.
...cleared out the area; removed the sisal area rugs; had to clean up the sisal 'droppings'; placed 
   new rug.  Fantastic! now had two 8'x 10' sisal rugs; what to do?
...decided to put one in the  previous laundry area by the side door & door from garage;
   cleared out the area; washed the floor; placed rug; re-arranged furniture
...having one other sisal rug decided to place it in Sal's 'Captains Quarters' -Den
   cleared out chair & small rug; placed this sisal; didn't like it; swapped the sisal which
   meant--had to re-clear out the previous laundry room; swap rugs; re-setup prev. yadda,yadda
...Brown banded sisal placed in the Den with small rug on top.

Normally, that could have been the end of things; but, I was still hooked on that fantastic rug Sal
had pointed out earlier.  He said "..OK, let's move these [great room & dressing room] rugs around
today and we'll get the other rug Friday.  [Rats, ]
...I guess that I looked pathetic enough for him to say 'let's go now'
...we went, we purchased, we grabbed supper at local Ram's Horn; came home, & started to:
   move Great room rug to dressing room [12' x 13']
   move dressing room to front foyer [ it is 10'x 15'] 
   placed the NEW rug in Great room[15' x 35']
   [ each of the rugs in question are 8' x 10' or round about those sizes;depending country of origin]

 Now, until the Bathrooms are updated & Kitchen cupboards painted or re-faced--this house is ready to
 place on the market in late 2010 or for us to stay & enjoy until MI sales go up.

That, my friends, is how you can spend hours, purchase 2 new rugs for $200.00 including tax, totally
revamp 5 rooms in your Home AND still be happy campers at the end.

Not interested, then do not think about purchasing even one rug---it WILL multiply and get out-of-hand
very quickly.
 

Cold remedies
...found a new Tea for Cold Care: "Gypsy Cold Care"
...organic ingredients from Traditional Medicinals
...tastes good

So, unless we suddenly have the urge to buy cymbals & Violins;
      ethnic dress,
      horse drawn 'live in' cart
we should be in good Tea Hands--so to speak.


Have a LOL on us.

 

 

 
 

Posted by


Live, Learn, Love, & always remember to Laugh!

 
a Keyless start....a Forward Looking VIEW from the DASH; Join the RIDE 


Barb & Sal

Comments(0)