Dear Mr. Gore:
It has come to my attention that you currently own a bunch of this "global warming" stuff. Somebody told me that it was due to some sort of "cap and trade" thing that you are involved in. Now I don't claim to understand this high finance stuff, as I have enough problems trying to figure out all those surcharges on my power bill, let alone trying to figure out how to pay the darn thing.
Any way, this winter here in Florida has been pretty brutal, with subfreezing temperatures and even snow flurries the other day. As a struggling Real Estate salesman, I am having problems convincing our northern neighbors to move here as they are not getting any better weather here in the "Sunshine State" than they are giving up.
So, if you have some of that "warming" stuff extra, could you please share it with us?
Thank you.
Disclosure: Any ramblings by my "evil twin" are not to be taken seriously unless verified by my "good twin". If you agree with my opinions then I take full credit. If you disagree and take offense, then every thing came from a usually reliable source who heard it from a friend, who heard it from some one who has an Aunt who once worked at a Holiday Inn. Have a nice day!
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