I Am Really Not That In To You

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. BK3027955

You call on the telephone and say that you are interested in me - you even ask that a chaperone accompany to my place of residence.

You look me over with a fine tooth comb - you check me once and perhaps twice or even thrice -

You may even desire to have me inspected by a professional until you prove that I am worthy  and nice-

You also place a desire upon me to show your willingness to purchase me - but so far I am owned by another...name your price?

How much would you pay for me to take me away from my present owner - a fair market price you say?

In this time of my life - only a a buyer who must have me shall own me - all others are just playing a game -

A real buyer will own me and make me a real estate - make me a legal destination all the same!

Comments (11)

Larry Bettag
Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL
Vice-President of National Production

You know the drill all to well, don't you Nick!  You've said it all!

Dec 21, 2010 04:05 PM
Christina ONeal
At Home Real Estate Group - Ripon, CA
Realtor - Ripon California

How cute is this...You are very creative.  I can just hear my listings saying this :)  Thanks.

Dec 21, 2010 04:05 PM
Wendy Betts
RE/MAX PROGROUP - SOUTH DELTA /SOUTH SURREY & WHITE ROCK - Tsawwassen, BC
South Delta & S. Surrey Realtor

...well written, Nicholas!  After watching all of those seductive perfume Christmas ads on TV...I think this one fits right in with them!  Cheers, Wendy Betts - Vancouver BC

Dec 21, 2010 04:08 PM
Chandler Real Estate Liz Harris, MBA
Liz Harris Realty - Chandler, AZ
#ChandlerRealEstateAgent

Cheers!

Dec 21, 2010 04:16 PM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Larry - Oh, All too well my friend - all too well!!!

Dec 21, 2010 04:22 PM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Christina - Exactly - You have to have a listing speak to them - you have to be a listing whisperer to hear it speak!

Dec 21, 2010 04:23 PM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Wendy - HA - It is not that bad - but some properties have more lure than others all the same!

Dec 21, 2010 04:24 PM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Liz - Salute

Dec 21, 2010 04:24 PM
Wendy Betts
RE/MAX PROGROUP - SOUTH DELTA /SOUTH SURREY & WHITE ROCK - Tsawwassen, BC
South Delta & S. Surrey Realtor

Listing Whisperer!  I've got to steal that one from you!!!

Dec 21, 2010 04:27 PM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
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Wendy - It is my Christmas gift to you this year -

Dec 21, 2010 04:43 PM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

I like the listing whisperer. That will be my new title since you have so graciously shared it. Have a wonderful Christmas!  Jill.

Dec 22, 2010 02:58 AM

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