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Alcohol and accidents.

By James Dray

Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

December 05, 2011 10:04 PM

This was changed but you’ll get the idea…
Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 18% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 82% are caused by idiots who drink water, coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, and eat yogurt and stuff like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than
six times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being...

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Captain Wayne - Rowlett Real Estate School

Rowlett Real Estate School - Panama City, FL

Rowlett Real Estate School / Owner and Instructor

Great message James, especially during this holiday season.

Dec 05, 2011 10:06 PM

Ciara Brennan

Mass Homes Realty - Hanover, MA

Entertaining post James. Thank you!

Dec 05, 2011 10:09 PM

Phil Leng

Retired - Kirkland, WA

Phil Leng - Retired

Hi James,

I admit. I am guilty.

I am a heavy drinker.

Water, coffee, orange juice - the list goes on and on...

PHil

Dec 05, 2011 10:34 PM

Conrad Allen

Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA

Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - Did you know that 100% of all people who drink water will die? Closely held secret.

Dec 05, 2011 10:40 PM

Wayne Martin

Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL

Real Estate Broker - Retired

What percentage of those who are drinking a non-alcoholic beverage in one hand have a cell phone in the other hand? Enjoy your day!

Dec 05, 2011 10:42 PM

Roger D. Mucci

Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH

Lets shake things up at your home today!

Interesting my friend, interesting. I love Conrad's comment, it made me LOL.

Dec 05, 2011 10:45 PM

Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA

Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD

301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

Alcohol. . you may want to bash . .but . .it alone. .is responsible for the procreation of ugly people. .we will always have some walking around. .

unless some politician gets paid by a lobbyist and alcohol get s banned. .

then,

I could possible see that in a future era. .on earth. .there will be no ugly people anymore. .

Salud!

Dec 05, 2011 10:49 PM

Joshua Zargari

MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY

MJ Decorators Workshop

It is all about being sober...

Dec 06, 2011 12:34 AM

Michael Thornton

RadnorLake Video - Nashville, TN

Nashville Area - Photography & Videography

Good morning, James. Thank goodness I'm one of those 18%ers. Wouldn't want to break out in health now would we???

Dec 06, 2011 02:15 AM

Jay Markanich

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA

Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

So, don't drink water and drive? ;>)

I have heard that 100% of people who have died drank water before they did. That is a pretty high correlation!

Dec 06, 2011 09:03 PM

Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind

KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate - Tucson, AZ

Broker/Owner

GOOD MORNING JAMES! Dang those soda and water drinkers!

Dec 07, 2011 03:04 AM

Vince Chinell

VICO Home Inspection - Branson, MO

CPI

James, See how statistics can work for us rather than against us! Good post.

Dec 08, 2011 04:24 AM

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