Since the brunette jokes I posted last week were so popular,I have decided to give it to the brunettes one more time!:)
So blondes,this is more revenge for you...have someone read these to you and enjoy!LOL
Q: Why are most brunettes flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their t-shirt
Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It doesn't show the dirt!
Q:Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Q: Who makes bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A: Because it is cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday!
Q: Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb?
A: To help out the blonde who has been trying for weeks!
Q: Why was the first football stadium sketched on a brunettes chest?
A: Because they needed a level playing field
Q: How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed
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