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More Brunette Jokes....

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

Since the brunette jokes I posted last week were so popular,I have decided to give it to the brunettes one more time!:)

So blondes,this is more revenge for you...have someone read these to you and enjoy!LOL

Q: Why are most brunettes flat chested?

A: It makes it easier to read their t-shirt    

Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?

A: It doesn't show the dirt!    

Q:Why is brunette considered an evil color?

A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?    

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable    

Q: Who makes bras for brunettes?

A: Fisher-Price    

Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?

A: Because it is cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday!    

Q: Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb?

A: To help out the blonde who has been trying for weeks!

Q: Why was the first football stadium sketched on a brunettes chest?

A: Because they needed a level playing field    

Q: How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?

A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed

Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Good ones!  I know I can always get a good laugh from you to start my week off right! 

Now how do you change the light bulb??

Dec 03, 2007 12:08 AM
M A
Boston, MA

Being brown haired, I have to take offense and ask that this be removed.  This is an insult to us blonde-challenged.  Next thing you know.... you'll be telling bald jokes!  Or red head jokes!  Where will it lead us as a society?  Down a very dark path indeed!

(No not really for those of you that don't know me)

Dec 03, 2007 12:09 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Brigita...call a brunette...they will help you!
Dec 03, 2007 12:20 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Martin! I guess you gave me an idea for another blog then..watch out baldies...LOL
Dec 03, 2007 12:21 AM
Wayne Miller
San Diego, CA

BLR Guy, you must be feeling better because you're at it again.  Welcome back to the living. 

Dec 03, 2007 01:41 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Thanks Wayne...I am trying my best anyway!
Dec 03, 2007 01:48 AM
Susie Roscoe
Signature Realty Associates - Brandon, FL
Real Estate Specialist | Brandon, FL
I resemble these remarks...very funny!! 
Dec 03, 2007 01:52 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Susie...don't worry,I will be back on the blondes soon!:)
Dec 03, 2007 01:55 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
Rick, this is Hilarius. I still need directions on how to plug in my curling iron.
Dec 03, 2007 06:57 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Danny....well don't look for any blonde to help you!
Dec 03, 2007 09:10 AM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

Thank you for giving us blonde's another reprieve. These were good...and to our brunette's out there...welcome to the fold :)

Dec 03, 2007 11:35 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Cris...it will be back to the blondes soon!:)
Dec 03, 2007 01:50 PM
Melissa Grant
A Serendipity World - Greenbackville, VA
The Law of Attraction In Life & Business
Okay, they are good, but remember the chainsaw ! Will you ever learn...lol
Dec 03, 2007 09:55 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Melissa..I promise..I will make it up to you!LOL
Dec 03, 2007 10:01 PM
Billnulls Blog Florida Realty Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
AHWD
well, you do have a couple of cute ones there -
Dec 04, 2007 10:08 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL..Just a couple?:)
Dec 04, 2007 10:23 AM