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Women will appreciate this one - my first attempt to post on this site

By James Angelo

Real Estate Agent with Florida Homes Realty & Mortgage LLC

February 22, 2008 11:31 PM

A wonderful friend of mine sent me this in an email - author is unknown

However, most of us will appreciate the humor:

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:	SAFER:	SAFEST:	ULTRA SAFE:
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?	CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?	WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?	HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
ARE YOU WEARING THAT?	WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!	WOW! LOOK AT YOU!	HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?	COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?	HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.	HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?	YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.	CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?	HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.
WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?	I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.	I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!	HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PI$$Y MOOD SYNDROME 11. PACK MY STUFF &&& MY FAVORITE ONE 12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!! ...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!
&&& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!

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June Piper-Brandon

Coldwell Banker Realty - Columbia, MD

Creating Generational Wealth Through Homeownership

Everytime I see that I smile. Thanks for making me smile this morning.

Feb 23, 2008 12:18 AM

Debbie Malone

Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA

From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369

LOL! James, As long as there is chocolate involved you guys are safe! A good one, thanks for sharing.

Feb 23, 2008 12:41 AM

Cameron Wilson

Labrum Real Estate - Murrieta, CA

The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ

I learned these many years ago and invested in Hershey and a winery in Napa Ca.

Feb 23, 2008 04:51 AM

Women will appreciate this one - my first attempt to post on this site

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