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Saturday Morning Funny 23

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, a five-year-old boy
picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum and shatter
the peace on board the aircraft. No matter what his frustrated,
embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy
continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.

From the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an
Air Force general walks slowly forward up the aisle. Stopping
the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the courtly, soft-
spoken general leans down and, motioning toward his chest
whispers something into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms
down, and sits quietly as his mother fastens his seat belt.

All the other passengers are relieved and grateful; they smile
and nod at the general with gestures of thanks as he slowly
makes his way back to his seat.

One of the cabin attendants approaches the general. "Excuse me,
sir," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words
you used on that little boy?"

The old man smiles serenely and confides, "I showed him my
pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained
that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door,
on any flight I choose."

 

 

 

 

 

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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Wish he had a remedy for the ones walking the streets!

Make yourself a great day.

Jan 22, 2016 08:15 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry! Need him to be on a flight with me! Enjoy your day!

Jan 22, 2016 10:18 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Love it! It was exactly the medicine the doctor prescribed to shake my winter blues.

Jan 23, 2016 09:49 AM
David Gibson CNE, 719-304-4684 ~ Colorado Springs Relocation
Colorado Real Estate Advisers LLC - Colorado Springs, CO
Relocation, Luxury & Lifestyle residential

Larry,
I have had flights that we could have used the General. Thanks for the funny, keep them coming.

Jan 23, 2016 12:26 PM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

power to our veterans they deserve this ability on any flight they take today!

Jan 24, 2016 10:11 AM