Morristown TN Real Estate For Sale - Is Your House Haunted?

By
Real Estate Agent with Elite Realty Group

*original article by Miriam Odegard on ActiveRain

Is Your House Haunted?
You’ve bought a new house – new to you, anyway. It’s a big rambling country estate with many rooms and three floors. Your dream house! You and your family move in and it’s paradise – for three days. But then, unexplained things begin happening...
First, even though you’re deliriously happy at moving in to your dream home, you all unaccountably become depressed, listless, without energy, and none of you can explain why. One day you’re in the living room, and you hear scraping directly overhead, as if someone is upstairs moving the furniture from one end of the room to the other. This is impossible! Your husband’s at work and the kids are at school. You go upstairs to investigate only to find everything in its place and no one in the room....*
I've Been Expecting You
*I've been expecting you. Also, I find you as dull as an unsalted pretzel. Clean this room at once!
**Many spirits remain judgemental, even after death. Probably.
The whole family begins to report strange sounds coming from the attic and the basement – clanking, footsteps, even sighing and shrieking. Every time you go to the area from which the sounds emanate, no one is there.*
What'd You Say, Ghost Grandma? Can't hear You.
*What'd you say, lady? And that dress ain't exactly flattering to your figure.
**Many modern ladies can handle themselves when it comes to shade.Remember, ain't got to BE a shade to THROW shade.
Then the nighttime visitations begin. Your children come to your room at night, demanding to know why you called them – when you didn’t. They insist someone was calling their name. One night, coming out of a deep sleep, you find two people you’ve never seen before standing at the foot of your bed.*
Y'all Got Any Eggs?
*We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by! And by neighborhood, we mean your closet.
**It smells like mothballs and sadness in there. You should really purge those clothes. You ain't never gonna be a size 6 again.
The whole family complains of headaches, but that doesn’t surprise you – the lack of sleep, the almost constant barrage of noise – who wouldn’t have headaches? The final straw comes when you wake in the night and find a strange man sitting on your chest, and you’re paralyzed, unable to move or even scream.*
About What You Said to My Wife...
*About what you said regarding my wife's dress...I'd like a word, dear.
**Ghost husband is mad, now. He paid three bits for that dress!
You know what’s happening here, don’t you? The house is obviously haunted. You’ve read about it, seen movies about it, even semi-serious scientific television shows devoted to the topic. So what do you do? You call in a paranormal expert, of course. During the next weeks, the expert suggests many ideas, but none seem to work. Until one day, your brother-in-law comes for a visit and you tell him about the noises.
“Are you all having headaches? Are you depressed? Do you wake up paralyzed?”
You’re stunned – your brother-in-law is no paranormal expert. He happens to be an HVAC man. “It’s not ghosts,” he says. “You’re being slowly poisoned by carbon monoxide.”
He checks your furnace, and sure enough, a slow leak has been filling the house with the gas. He replaces your furnace, and all the symptoms your family had been experiencing vanish overnight.
The HVAC Man Knows What's Up
The moral of our story?
Your house isn’t haunted (probably). But you may have a bad furnace.
Follow these tips to keep you and your family safe.
Clean and inspect your home heating system, chimney and flue by a qualified technician each year. Keep chimneys clear of bird and squirrel nests, leaves, and residue to ensure proper ventilation.
Have your furnace, gas oven, range and cook top inspected for adequate ventilation yearly.
Never burn charcoal inside your house (even in the fireplace). Hire an inspector to come out give your gas fireplace the once-over to ensure the pilot light burns safely.
Don’t operate gasoline-powered engines in your garage or basement. Never leave your car, mower or other vehicle running in an attached garage, even with the door open.
Do not block or seal shut water heater, range or clothes dryer exhaust flues or ducts.
The weather is getting colder and it's almost time to turn on your furnace. Now is an excellent time to schedule a furnace inspection. If you don't have one already, go ahead and order a carbon monxoide detector. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of looky-loos traipsing about your home in search of ghosts.
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*article by Miriam Odegard on ActiveRain
 

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Comments (7)

Brian England
Vacasa - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I have never experienced such things but I have heard that being able to advertise a home as being haunted will actually help it sell for more money, haha.

Oct 29, 2021 04:41 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Brian England I would do a HARD pass on a haunted house lol.  That would detour me for sure.  Have a wonderful day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:33 AM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Clever way to get your real message out here Norma. And no way would I stay in that house if I heard those noises!

Oct 29, 2021 04:50 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400 I have to agree with you, it reminds me of that Gieco commercial out right now.  Hope you have a wonderful day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:33 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Norma - that is a very cute reblog with a moral to that story to maintain your house.

Oct 29, 2021 04:51 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Grant Schneider I agree and home maintenance is so important.  Have a wonderful day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:34 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Norma. Sometimes the solution is so simple it alludes us. Great post by Miriam. Thanks for the reblog. Enjoy your day.

Oct 29, 2021 05:05 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Wayne Martin I agree and thanks for stopping by and I hope that you have a fabulous day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:35 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Nice reblog, Norma. My homes have definitely not been haunted... maybe because they haven't been old enough for paranormal activity. Two of my homes, I'm the original owner. And in the third I was only the third owner.

Oct 29, 2021 05:41 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Nina Hollander, Broker well I think that is a wonderful thing for sure.  Hope that you have a fabulous day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:35 AM
Bill Salvatore - YVP Blog
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - Valley of the Sun / golfArizona@cox.net

We have heard sounds over the years, that I start to wonder.  Thanks for this great post, we made it to Friday.  Have a good day, and end the week on a Productive one.  Bill Salvatore

Oct 29, 2021 06:31 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Bill Salvatore - YVP Blog thanks for stopping by and I hope that you have a fabulous day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:36 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Norma,

I read the original, and this was a worthwhle re-read once again.  Happy Friday.  A

Oct 29, 2021 10:17 AM
Norma J. Elkins

Ron and Alexandra Seigel I agree I may have to post this every year.  So well written.  Hope you have a fabulous day!

Nov 01, 2021 07:38 AM