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Signs of the times, not really just funny signs

By Steve Loynd

Managing Real Estate Broker with Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., NHRE# 02863

December 19, 2008 05:59 AM

If you ever seen a sign that appeared out of place, or had a strange subject matter..here's your sign.

I Think Salesmen have gotten a bad rap, we are trying to provide a valuable service at least we think so!

Have you ever noticed the truth is truly stranger than fiction, I think these signs prove this to be the case!

The real Signs I think are the funniest, you can't make this stuff up.

Happy Birthday Grandma, have a smoke couldn't hurt ya!!

At Least this time she put down the 100 Proof Southern Comfort before she lit up..by the way hows your mother? Is she still riding her Harley to the strip joint where she works?

Have a good weekend everyone, and please pay attention to the signs they are there for your safety.

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JL Boney, III

Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC

Columbia, SC Real Estate

Love the signs. I always notice strange things in my travels and it always gives me a good laugh.

Dec 19, 2008 06:01 AM

Steve Loynd

Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH

800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

JL. There is a sign close to my office at the beginning of the National Forest.. that is a warning to motorists, but I laugh every time I see it.. No gas for the next 32 miles...What a relief if I'm going to be locked in this car at least I have that going for me..

Dec 19, 2008 06:05 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It always makes me wonder, how many of these are made tounge in check and how many by pure innocence.

Dec 19, 2008 06:14 AM

Bill, I would say 50/50..some of the funniest ones are real.

Dec 19, 2008 06:18 AM

Valerie Osterhoudt

Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT

ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Steve.. These signs are GREAT.. my favorite is "Psycho Path". It still has me chuckling.

valerie osterhoudt

Dec 19, 2008 12:59 PM

Tony Orefice

NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC

Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Exit 69, Big Beaver Road...you can't make this stuff up!! LOL

Dec 19, 2008 01:59 PM

Val, I think my Ex-Wife lives on that road?..Steve

Dec 20, 2008 12:14 AM

Tony.. Man you said it, the truth is stranger than fiction alright..

Dec 20, 2008 12:15 AM

Tucson Real Estate Experts Anne McKechnie

Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Tucson, AZ

Previews Property Specialist

Funny..I will ahve to send you some great signs around here in Tucson

Dec 20, 2008 12:19 AM

Anne & Eddie, send away..I have a few more in store for a follow up post some day. thanks Steve

Dec 20, 2008 12:24 AM

Alan May

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL

Home is where the hearth is.

It's funny, 'cause it's true.

Dec 20, 2008 01:17 AM

Caren Wallace

Premier Property Group LLC - Tualatin, OR

Portland Caren Real Estate

Steve, love the signs, a good chuckle for starting the day!

Dec 20, 2008 01:39 AM

Alan..just love the put on sign about the lost toilet just too funny, had to post it.

Dec 20, 2008 02:06 AM

Laura Giannotta

Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ

Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Hey, that's no grandma, that's my MOM!!! And by the way she drinks Jack Daniels, the Hog's in the shop and she had to give up that job because...oh never mind, not here! LOL

Laura G

Dec 20, 2008 02:34 AM

Laura.. she must have lived a secret life..several have made claims to being related. I want to be smoking, drinking and cursing when I reach a 100..too.. Thanks for the update on the motorcycle repair by the way. Steve

Dec 20, 2008 02:58 AM

Russel Ray, San Diego Business & Marketing Consultant & Photographer

Russel Ray - San Diego State University, CA

When we moved my wise old grandmother out of her apartment at the age of 87 and into an assisted living facility, we were cleaning out the kitchen sink cabinet and found a row of paper towels. Hiding behind the paper towels was Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, the Johnny Walker brothers, Smirnoff, Wild Turkey, and more. We were amazed because she was never drunk. She told us that she always had a nightcap before bed.

Dec 20, 2008 09:51 PM

Russel, thats a funny story.. I have read recently that a lot of S.T.D's happen in nursing homes..maybe the nightcap brings out the wild side.

Dec 20, 2008 10:34 PM

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