- Show up for your Inspection/Appointment in ripped up jeans and a holey T-Shirt.
- As you are inspecting the main panel ask your client "Does that look right to You?"
- Hand write all your reports on a yellow legal pad, coffee stain free of charge, of course.
- Drive your company vehicle(with your # on it) like a madman on the highway. They will call you.
- Answer your phone after you and your brother have put the finishing touches on that case of beer.
- Send out sample pricing sheets to your competitor and ask for one in return. C'mon Man!!
- Show up at 3:05 for your 3:00 and explain that you need to be out by 4:00. Wife is waiting.
- Hit REPLY ALL when you rip a realtor a new one, that way the client, lender, etc. will all GET it.
- Volunteer at the local food shelter and pass out your card with that bowl of soup. NICE!
- Send out a mailing with your name spelled incorrectly on the return label.
I have seen all of these things done by small business owners in my sorrounding area. Sometimes you have to wonder. But, they make me look good, so I say "Carry On."
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