So I am Leaving a Sellers House Tonight and they shake my hand and Thank Me for being such a Professional REALTOR, I then say Oh I am not a REALTOR, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express Last night, But I had this Nightmare that a huge Red White & Blue Hot Air Balloon landed in this field and Hundreds of Happy Sellers came running at me Yelling Over and Over again.....Thanks BUY OWNER...As a Turned to Run I Tripped over this Freaking Duck that appeared out of Nowhere, as I landed on top of him.. He Schreiked..AFLAC...AFLAC..... By (11 comments)