This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the Mafia in their fine three piece suits and fancy cars, decides that he has to join the Mafia. He goes up to one of the guys and says, " I want to join the Mafia." The guy answers, " You ever kill any one for money?" Artie answers, "No." The guy says, " Well, you either got to be born into the mafia, or you gotta kill somebody for money." So Artie says, " How much will you pay … (6 comments)
When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, & determined to keep the farm,but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an adin the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to havehim around the house than the drunk.
Happy April Fools Day! I am sure many of you have already participated in or had a prank done to you! In case you are still trying to figure out the perfect prank for someone at your office I listed a few funny and easy pranks to be done around the office! Have fun!
- Use string or wire to tie your victim's drawer shut. (You'll need to remove the drawer above to access the back so you can accomplish this.) - This trick works great if you work in an office building … (6 comments)
friday funny: The secret to a long life!
- 09/25/09 06:44 AM
A reporter asked a 104 year old man if he had any thoughts or advice on longevity. The man answered, "I drink a big glass of water at bedtime, so in the morning I have to get up." Enjoy the Friday Funny! And thank you for making me Your Orange County Real Estate Connection. www.MichaelCarusoRealEstate.com Best regards. Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI 2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors (949) 753-7900 … (5 comments)
SOPHISTICATED CITY LIVING - Next to a noisy bar. CLOSE TO BEACH - Impossible to park from April to October. UPDATED KITCHEN - Sink no longer overflows. MOTIVATED SELLER - Has been on the market for 14 years. COZY - No room larger than 9 x 6. FOR THE GARDENING ENTHUSIAST - Grounds like a jungle. STUNNING HOUSE - It's not ugly. WELL SITUATED - In full view of the neighbors. LOW MAINTENANCE LOT - No yard, the kids will have to play in the street. … (5 comments)
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