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A (Tongue-In-Cheek) Common Man's Dictionary to Real Estate Advertising
This is really funny.  Will make me look at how I advertise in the future.  I'm gonna have to check some of my current listings.
 
PLEASE remember... it is intended to be humorous
Let me start of by saying that this is satire. And this should be read with that idea in mind. It is intended to be humorous. Nothing more. Ok?
As long as we understand one another, you can keep reading...
If not, please push ALT + F4 now. :-)

Common Man's Dictionary to Real Estate Advertising
1 car garage: Sure, you can drive your Ford Escort into the garage but there is no room to open the door.Advertisement: A tool used by business to get money out of people that don't have it for something that they don't really need.And much, much more: Truthfully, nothing else comes to mind. But, we can't tell you that.Auditor: Person that arrives after battle to finish off the wounded.Bank: Loan shark.Beachfront property: No hurricane insurance available at any price.Bedroom in basement: The basement has a 1' by 2' window you might be able to squeeze yourself through as an alternative to burning to death in a structure fire.Bright and sunny: ... more

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