spam: 13 Tips for Writing Great "SPAM" E-mails - 09/05/08 06:01 PM
(Warning: today's entry contains material that may be offensive to some readers. Particularly if you don't understand satire).
1. Pay particular attention to your mailing's subject: Always use exclamation points (!), CAPITALIZATION, the words "free" & "guaranteed", and/or gappy text (t h i s i s g a p p y t e x t). This will help me identify the mail as being legitimate.2. Use generic salutation formulas such as "Dear User", so that I know that you are someone I know and can trust. 3. If you use a title, make sure the title is confusing. That way I … (17 comments)

 


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