friday jokes: TGIF! Time for Funnies! - 03/14/08 08:46 AM

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? "
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. "
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? " 
"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
"If things get … (21 comments)