Lawrence's Blog

Dump the male flight attendants. No  one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?   The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphe...

ON THE FIRST DAYOn the first day, God created the dog and said:'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes inor walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only tenyears and I'll give you bac...

MarketingTwo women are talking; one asks  the other for a definition of  'Marketing.'  Her  answer:  You're  a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, 'I'm  fantastic in bed.' That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch  of friends and see a handsome guy...