funny jokes: Real Estate is Stressful, Here are some ideas to make it more interesting for you and your clients
- 06/22/10 10:20 AM
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you … (3 comments)
funny jokes: Who knows what the opposite of progress is??? Some humor for you.
- 06/18/10 06:00 AM
NASA was celebrating, they had just made the scientific breakthrough of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, the head scientist at NASA, asked everyone to be quiet as he had received a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States.He picked up a special red phone, and spoke into it."Mr. President," he said, grinning broadly, "after fifteen years of hard research costing billions of dollars, we have finally found intelligent life on Mars."He listened for a second, and his smile gradually disappeared, replaced by a frown. He said, "But that's impossible ... we could never … (0 comments)
funny jokes: You can read this if you promise not to laugh.
- 06/18/10 03:42 AM
Here is a story that will give you a chuckle: This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and … (2 comments)
funny jokes: If you think this is funny, let me know.
- 02/26/10 09:49 AM
Here is a story that will give you a chuckle: This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and … (4 comments)
funny jokes: Therapy is a bunch of Bull... Fill in the blank
- 02/22/09 03:09 PM
I got a pretty good chuckle out of this joke: The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds … (7 comments)
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you … (3 comments)
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