dumb things people do: Looking For a Husband? - 12/29/10 02:34 AM
A store that sells new husbands has opened in London Ontario ,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor … (12 comments)

dumb things people do: Dumb Things That Men Say To Their Partners Part 1 - 08/20/10 06:48 AM
Here are some things not to say, or react to with your partner:
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 180 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies,  "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
And Finally:
I tried to talk … (8 comments)

dumb things people do: Don't Ask Me Why, I Do Not Know Volume 3 - 08/13/10 08:31 AM
From time to time there are questions to ponder and some to just put out there for others to get pondering about. So here goes:
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?Why do people constantly return to the … (7 comments)

dumb things people do: Don't Ask Me Why, I Do Not Know Volume 2 - 08/07/10 04:42 AM
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy … (6 comments)

dumb things people do: Top Vote Getter for Dumb and Stupid - 07/05/10 10:44 AM
Motorists called police about an 18 wheeler swaying all over the road . When the officer pulled over the trucker here is what he found:
The driver had a string attached to a tooth and an object in his cab. When the officer asked him why the trucker told him that he had a toothache, so tied his tooth and tried to find as much uneven pavement as possible so that his tooth could be pulled!
When the officer did stop him, the trucker did pass his first course in dentistry, he pulled his own tooth.
I think however, after all … (14 comments)