Ok, my friend is having a birthday party in which the guest come dressed as a song title. I know it sounds weird, but as you approach you 30's you get bored with normal birthdays so themed party's become popular. I decided that it would be funny to wear no costume at all and come as "Dirty white boy" by foreigner. As I was looking for Ideas, I came accross a plethera of hillarious song titles so I thought I would share. I think these are country songs.
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go
And Find Someone Else Who Will
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love
And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
They May Put Me In Prison
But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
Take Me To The Corn Field Honey
And I'll Kiss You Between The Ears
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range
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