The disgruntled postal worker is not generally a people person. However, as real estate agents, we most certainly do like people, or at least that's the idea (although I've begun to question this assumption of late). That said, I've decided we need to come up with our own industry standards of "going postal." Of course, this would never be targeted at our clients, but rather, to those pesky REO agents who won't acknowledge our existence. If you didn't read my earlier post" "Is There an REO God," do that now.
The idea is that we all contribute clever but cruel actions and ideas that might be implemented (or threatened, thereto) against those agents that have left their ethics in their lockboxes and their brains in their BPO's. Heck, we could even have it laminated and pass it out at the next REBarCamp---unless there's an "asset managers association" that I don't know about. Think of the implications: "You best return my calls or I'll go Realtor on yer ass."
So here's a start......
THINGS I WILL DO TO UNRESPONSIVE REO AGENTS
- Superglue NAR's Code of Ethics to every window of your automoblie, home and office.
- Post "Squatters Welcome" signs in front of each of your REO listings---will include Continental breakfast
- Join your firm and follow you around like a groupie, begging for a lock of your hair.
Well there's a start Active Rainers--- anyone want to add to the list?
All in good fun, of course ;-)
Tamara
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