Google Alerts For Real Time Tweets? Bite Me...

Kristal, I shall try to limit myself to 10 tweets a day. Will they be relevant or news worthy? Who knows (LOL). ;-)

Jean, there are approximately 12 million Internet entries for the term Bite Me. I love a challenge. If I manage to make it to the top five pages with this post and and a wee bit of twitter link love, it will be a testament to my quirky brand of facetious SEO (LOL). I didn't casually pick the term to be vulgar, I strategically picked the term as a fun social media experiment. What does "find another phrase by googling yours" mean because I do not understand your comment at all and would love to understand the purpose of making it. What do you mean? I do not want to assume because we all know what happens when you assume (LMAO). Another phrase wouldn't be as fun or the same in SEO rewards...  ;-)

Patricia, thank you. My guy pie is a sweetie. I am soooo biased and soooo in love with my little cutie. :-)

Diane, cyberjam sounds very interesting (LOL). :-)

Oooooooo. Jane, you should make it. I will come (LOL). I may even bring friends (LMAO). ;-)

Very cool. My tweet peep sent me a funny link: http://www.regiftable.com/

That site gives a whole new meaning to the saying, "Really? You shouldn't have... " (LOL) I am goig to hang out over there while waiting for my various alerts to go off. :-)

Lisa, I just poked around all four of my accounts. Had to answer my direct messages and do a little link love (LOL). :-)

Carra, the fascinating thing is the entries for the phrase are now down by over 3 million. (ROTFL) Coincidence? Hmm... My Google Alerts abruptly stop going off too. So did my Step Rep alerts (LOL). I'm waiting for the next round of 'em and wondering what happen to those other entries. The organic nature of the changing links fascninate me. I am comparing my printouts of the first ten pages and they are shifting. Isn't SEO fun? :-)

Missy, we do have to be careful and we do seem to have to make a wee bit more effort to get people on the same page regarding our thoughts. Slang as a "negative connotation" does not always denote the profane and when one uses irony like I do, sometimes the point of the post flies over some people's heads because they get caught up in how they feel abot the syntax rather than the content as a whole.

In my previous post there was a point made about reading someone then trying to edit them instead of understanding them. I had a "duh" moment when it happened here because I said what I was thinking and telling me to find other words because we all know what I mean kinda means we don't all know what I mean (LOL). I missed the mark (LOL). That means I need to tweak how I say it until we all do know what I mean (which might be mad fun - ROTFL).

Diane, I like the cyberjam quip. I'm trying to cook something up with that because it would make such a nice blog post title (LMAO). There are approximately 32,700 entries for that search term. I think I can take it over and make it to page one... What say you? I plan to give it a try later. :-)

Brian, it can be useful and fun so go enjoy finding your friends over there. :-)

Cool. 10:04 AM Google Alerts went off for this and the corresponding tweets... Time to go play in the Rain. :-)

John, private tweets are not indexed unless someone re-tweets your private tweet, putting it into the public time line. I think they also pick tweets that are trending topics.

LOL @ Candice. It seems to be used a lot for Vampire chats, bait and tackle shops (business monikers) and is also the name of several television episodes (Medium, CSI, etc - LOL). It's catchy and versatile. :-)